[Intro]
Epic Rap Battles Of Kitchenry
Annoying Orange Vs. EM&EM
Begin

[Verse 1: EM & EM (Nice Peter)]
Won’t melt in your hand
But I’ll hand you a loss, see?
Handily defeated by the candy family posse
I got mounds of red hot rhymes, let me tell ya!
Warheads, fireballs, I’ll candy shell ya
Leave a pulpy crater
Find Passion and I will date her!
Beat you up good and plenty, now and later
As much as I’m enjoying toying with an Orange who’s annoying
I should just be gettin’ going cause I’m blantantly destroying you!

[Verse 2: Annoying Orange (Annoying Orange)]
Guess what I can do? Numumumumum
Numumumumumumumum (EM&EM: STOP IT!)
I’ll win. Know why?
Cuz I’m so fruit fly!
And you’ll probably lose cuz you’re a vegetable. (EM&EM: Chocolate!)
You rap like an apple
Get out of here and grapple
With the fact that you go absolutely horrible with Snapple. (EM&EM: Hey!)
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
The Skittle I beat!
Cuz I spit mad rhymes like I spit mad seeds!

[Verse 3: EM & EM]
I’ve got a riddle for you
What kind of Skittle has a little “M”
Brittle shell, And chocolatey middle?
It doesn’t take a Smartie or a Nerd to know I’m M&M!
Then again you’re a lemon head, so come again?
Nothing rhymes with orange, so you got no rhymes
Just like you got no hands, and no chance this time! (Annoying Orange: HEY!)
A handstand to spell it out
Then I’ll pack it in
The “M” stands for “Me”
The “W” stands for “Win!”

[Verse 4: Annoying Orange]
Hey! Hey! Hay is for horses!
You snacks are all whack, not even main courses
Betcha you can’t even touch your tongue to your eye
Just like you can’t withstand my rhymes that cut like a knife!

[Outro]

[EM&EM]
Cha… WHATEVER!!!

[Annoying Orange]
NO!!……… KNIFE!!

* chop *