[Intro]
Epic Rap Battles of History
Kim Jong-il vs Hulk Hogan
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[Verse 1: Kim Jong-il]
The name’s Kim Jong, I got a license to ill
Make you swallow my rhymes like a steroids pill
Your body looks like a spray tan banana
With a walrus mustache and a wack bandana
I’m coming at you like the Asian Ric Flair
Bitch, I’ll suplex you by your friggin dick hair!
Your whole fam’s a bunch of Barbies, dude
You want beef? Eat this Korean BBQ!

[Verse 2: Hulk Hogan]
You got a ring side seat to your own smackdown, brother
You look like Sonic the Hedgehog’s mother
You’re a freak, a phony, a rice-a-roni jabroni
I’m gonna bounce you like a check for my alimony
Come on dude, all the little Hulksters know
I’ll hang you from the ropes like South Park puppet show
I’ll choke hold you hostage like Laura Ling
Brother I’ll leg drop your ass back to Beijing!

[Verse 3: Kim Jong-il]
Beijing is in China, you blond asshole
I’m a god among men, you’re a suburban commando
North Korea, bitch, let me give you a tour
By the way, your wife says my dick is bigger than yours!
[Break: Announcer]
Hulk Hogan goes down! I don’t know if he can finish the battle... He’s reaching for the ropes! It's.. It's Macho Man Randy Savage!

[Verse 4: Macho Man Randy Savage]
Ooh yeah, it’s about to get real
Watch me snap into a Slim Jim Kim Jong-Il
I don’t like to hit little bitches with glasses
But when midgets step up, I stomp midget asses
The Macho Man, there is no equal
So spend less time rapping and start feeding your people
PUNK, I’ll elbow drop your whole nation
On behalf of the entire World Wrestling Federation!
Ooh Yeah!

[Outro]
Who won? Who's next? You decide
Epic Rap Battles of History