[Intro]
"...high temperatures once again
It's one of those afternoons where it'll absolutely bake"

[Verse 1: Andy Bell]
It's too darn hot
It's too darn hot
I like to sup with my baby tonight
Refill the cup with my baby tonight

[Chorus 1: Andy Bell]
I like to sup with my baby tonight
Refill the cup with my baby tonight
But I ain't up to my baby tonight
'Cause it's too darn hot

[Verse 2: Andy Bell]
It's too darn hot
It's just too darn hot
I like to coo with my baby tonight
And pitch the woo with my baby tonight

[Chorus 2: Andy Bell]
I like to coo with my baby tonight
And pitch the woo with my baby tonight
Brother, you fight my baby tonight
'Cause it's too darn hot
[Bridge: Andy Bell]
According to the Kinsey Report
Every average man you know
Much prefers his lovey dovey to court
When the temperature is low
But when the thermometer goes way up
And the weather is sizzling hot
Mr. Pants for romance is not!
Because it's too darn hot
It's too darn hot
It's too darn hot

[Interlude]

[Verse 2: Andy Bell]
Oh, it's too darn hot
It's too darn hot
I like to coo with my baby tonight
And pitch the woo with my baby tonight

[Chorus 2: Andy Bell]
I like to coo with my baby tonight
And pitch the woo with my baby tonight
But, brother, you fight my baby tonight
'Cause it's too darn hot
[Interlude]
"How'd you do it? Where did you do it? How many times? Tell me all about it."
"I did it in my neighbour's backyard and I did it 2201 times."
"How long did it take you, Mary Jane?"
"Almost an hour."

[Coda: Andy Bell]
Mr. Gob for his squab (A marine for his queen)
A marine for his queen (A G.I. for his cutie-pie is not)
A G.I. for his cutie-pie is not
Oh, it's too darn hot (Too hot)
It's too darn hot (Hot, hot)
Oooh, it's too darn hot
I gotta get the heat down
Gotta get the heat down