[Chorus: Chester See]
Nice guys finish last
That's why I'll treat you like trash
It's not what I really wanna do, but
You only date bad guys, so
I'll give it my best try to
Treat you the way you want me to

[Verse 1: KevJumba]
I never open a door or pull out a chair
You can tell me how your day was, but I don't really care
And if you ever get cold, you'll just have to hack it
'Cause I'd be cold too if I gave you my jacket
Like, "Woah, you ain't sittin' upfront"
Front is for the homies, you can sit in the trunk
I never answer my phone, whenever you call it
And when the waiter brings the bill, I never reach for my wallet

[Chorus: Chester See]
Nice guys finish last
That's why I'll treat you like trash
It's not what I really want to do, but
You only date bad guys, so
I'll give it my best try to
Treat you the way you want me to
[Verse 2: Ryan Higa]
And I'ma beat you in every competition
Going out with the girls? You better get my permission
Wait, no, I take that back, you can’t go
House is on tonight and that’s my favorite show
"Do I look fat in this dress?" Hell yeah, you do
Wait, lemme speak your language, cows go, "Moo"

[Chorus: Chester See]
Nice guys finish last
That's why I'll treat you like trash
It's not what I really want to do, ho-oh
You only date bad guys, so
I'll give it my best try to
Treat you the way you want me to

[Bridge: Chester See]
But behind the scenes
She means the world to me
I wanna tell her that she's beautiful
And show her that she's loved
Hold her hand when she’s scared'
Tell her how much I care
But that won't win her heart because

[Chorus: Chester See]
Nice guys finish last
That's why I'll treat you like trash
It's not what I really want to do, ho
You only date bad guys, so
I'll give it my best try to
Treat you the way you want me to
[Outro: Chester See]
Ho