[Verse 1]
Three months in the works, look at our faces
Barely any girth, so many spaces
And I look around, there's so much hair
Facial scars, they're everywhere
Someday
Yeah, I'm gonna be there

[Pre-Chorus]
Can't wait to look more masculine
Hide acne and my double chin
I wanna stand by a Harley Davidson
('Cause I'm going through)

[Chorus]
Prebeardy
Not quite a beard but almost
Prebeardy
Disconnected but there's potential
I want a beard like Abraham Lincoln
I want a beard like Brad Pitt's pits
I want a beard like Angelina Jolie if she had a beard
Prebeardy

[Verse 2]
I wanna stroke my beard and look like I am deep and wise
Carry wood on my shoulder, have a drink with the guys
Change a tire, cut a wire
Throw a steak on top of a fire
I wanna give dramatic looks where I only move my eyes
[Pre-Chorus]
Can't wait to cover up my skin
Like a king majestic in the wind
I wanna look like Rick and not like Glenn
(Spoiler alert, he doesn't grow a beard)

[Chorus]
Prebeardy
Not quite a beard but almost
Prebeardy
Disconnected but there's potential
I want a beard like everyone from Game of Thrones
I want a beard just like this dog
I want a beard like the guy who doesn't always drink
But when he does he has beard
Prebeardy