[Intro: Ryan Higa & David Choi]
Uh huh, aye, yeah
We gonna add 1 too many 3 4 (ay)
I got a grape
Take that 4 to 5 6 7 (ay)
Ya know what I'm saying?
I ride the metro in the city and I'm going home (ye, goin' home)

[Hook]
8 grapes in my mouth
Wiping the drool with a towel
Don't let it go down (down)
8 grapes in my mouth
8 grapes in my mouth (up into 9, wooh)
8 grapes in my mouth
Gettin' that mumbly sound
Chewing 'em now
8 grapes in my mouth
Ate 8 grapes, 8 grapes in my mouth
(up into 9)

[Verse 1]
Started with the 1 and then now I got 2 (two)
And then now I got 3 and the 4 (three, four)
And now I just swallowed a few so I gotta load up on another bowl, let them know (ay)
What the hell am I saying? (triplet)
All the rappers are rapping (brr, triplet)
And now it's time to put some more grapes in our mouths
So we can sing (skrrt)
[Bridge 1]
8 grapes in my mouth (8 grapes in my mouth, skrrt)
8 grapes in my mouth (8 grapes in my mouth, brr, up into 9, brr)

[Verse 2]
This is a message that goes out to all my haters (brr)
Rhyming dictionaries and random word generators (ay, ay, skrrt)
Chocolate sauce, broccoli moss, dental floss in my baklava (8 grapes, 8 grapes, 8 grapes, ay)
In my car, parking stall (8 grapes, 8 grapes)
At the mall, basketball (8 grapes, basketball, brr)
My armpits are bad and bushy (bushy)
Tickle a baby Gucci (blue)
Runny nose and it's Uzi (yeah)
Here's a word from my booty (autotuned fart)
Alright lemme do a lil something special here for you
Ayy, words are gone
Where’s my car, oh! (woo, okay)
I should not forget the car, oh at the mall! (Yeah, okay)
Anybody really witty?
Letta me get out my diddy
All I can say in the street, in the dome in the dollar they run up the drizzy

[Bridge 2]
Say what?
8 grapes in my mouth (8 grapes, 8 grapes, ate grapes)
8 grapes in my mouth (8 grapes, ate grapes, up into 9)
[Hook]
8 grapes in my mouth
Wiping the drool with a towel
Don't let it go down
8 grapes in my mouth
8 grapes in my mouth (up into 9)
8 grapes in my mouth
Gettin' that mumbly sound
Chewing 'em now
8 grapes in my mouth
Ate 8 grapes, 8 grapes in my mouth