[RHPC Queen]:

I can't do this one, not even parody
It'd be an insult to the Queen Freddie Mercury
Plus you know my voice ain't that high
Can't sing--

*Early Guitar Solo*

[[[Music Stops]]]
[Ryan]:
Hey! Hey!

[Ryan the Guitarist]:
What?

[Ryan]:
That's not where the guitar solo comes in

[Ryan the Guitarist]:
Yeah, so?

[Ryan]:
So... didn't you hear me earlier? We don't want to upset all those hardcore Queen fans. They get crazy ya' know

[Ryan the Guitarist]:
You guys are the ones who changed the words, that's way more insulting if you ask me
[Ryan]:
*Scoff* No it's not

[Ryan the Guitarist]:
Yes it is

[Ryan]:
No it's not!

[Ryan the Guitarist and other Ryan guitarists]:
Yes it is!

[RHPC Queen]:
No it's not!

[[[Music starts again]]]

[Ryan the Guitarist]:
It's an insult!
You think that Queen's a joke?

[RHPC Queen]:
No we don't!

[Ryan the Guitarist]:
Queen is not a joke!
[RHPC Queen]:
Yes I know!

[Ryan the Guitarist]:
Pissing people off!

[Ryan]:
And now we're
Both

Both (Add Paco)
Both (Add Sean)
Both (Add Will)

[Ryan the Guitarist]:
No! No! No! No!
No! No!
No!

Ryan:
Mama Mia! Mama Mia!

[RHPC Queen]:
Have you seen that musical!

[Ryan the Guitarist]:
The end is near
[All]:
How do we sing that high note
IN KEY!? WE NEED!
A TEEHEE!