Yeah

We're back even though you
Probably don't want us to
Here we go again, (here we go)
Turn up my auto tune
(it's already on) yeah

Saw you standing there with
Your hand on your hips
Foot taps and glare (i'm scared)
And I swear I care
I'd quit right now
But it's multiplayer, girl

(I don't wanna be reported)
So I muted my mic
And we fought all night
And I realized that (ohh)

If it's really about spending time
Then why can't you and I just (yeah)
Just stay inside our room
Got a controller just for you (for you)
Don't need no makeup too
You can dress just like a dude
It'll be just me and you
Maybe a couple of friends too
We'll order chinese take out food
If you be my player 2
This ain't an easy thing to do
My stats will suffer just for you
We can live the dream if you
If you be my player 2

Yeah, my friends might be mad (ohh)
When you're first added
To the chat (salty)
But give it a run or two and
And you'll see we all
Got each other's back
(and the front too)
And if there's no more room
In our squad, lobby or our group
I'll sit out just for you
Or we'll just give
Derrick the boot (oh yeah)

It'll be just me and you
Maybe a couple of friends too
Minus Derrick cuz he's a noob
If you be my player 2
This ain't an easy thing to do
But soon my friends will invite you
We can see the world from our room
If you be my player 2
From the raids of leviathan
(That took so much time) yeah
To the Greasy Grove mountains
(PUBG copyright)
You last hit, I'll deny
You feeling down, I'll revive
We don't need take out tonight
With all this chicken!

On a completely unrelated note
Can I just say one thing?
Yeah... What's up?
Man... Thank God for auto tune
Amen to that! Yeah!

It'll be just me and you
Maybe a couple of friends too
We'll order chinese take out food
(Let's get extra chow mein)
If you be my player 2
This ain't an easy thing to do
My stats will suffer just for you
We can live the dream if you
If you be my player 2