I wanna be the very best
At Pokémon Go because...
In real life, my life's a mess
And this game gives me a cause

I will travel across the lanes
I almost hit that guy
But it's OK;
He didn't notice
Because he was inside...

Pokémon! Go!
Walk into a tree
Hit a kid
Step on someone's feet
Pokémon! Go!
With your best friends
But don't look or talk to them

Pokémon! Go!
Red, Yellow or Blue
If you're not on my team, f*ck you!
Drop everything
Look there's Mewtwo!
Pokémon!
It's about throwing balls
Let us play with our balls!
Pokémon!