[Intro: Ryan Higa]
Hey, turnip that beet dough bread
Man, all these rappers be like, "I want a bad chick
I want a big booty"
I don't need none of that

[Verse 1: Ryan Higa]
She covered up nice with the skirt long
JC Penny shoes, got them J's on
If you were my girl, you know what it do
Show you a bunch of kindness and I respect you
Good morals and smart, send her my way
Don't need double D's, I want straight A's
It's a good girl, I'll be scoring
Slam dunk, Michael Jackson
I'll open your door till the day I die
Take my jacket anytime
Tell me all your secrets and I'll keep them locked down deep inside
When you need a shoulder tissue, I got this
I volunteer as tribute, Katniss

[Bridge 1: Golden]
I wanna sit on the couch with you tonight
3 feet apart sipping Diet Sprite
Until curfew we can watch Full House
All I really want is a Sweet Wholesome Gal
[Hook: Golden]
SWG, SWG, SWG
A Sweet Wholesome Gal
SWG, SWG, SWG
A Sweet Wholesome Gal

[Verse 2: Ryan Higa]
And baby, I just gotta let you know
When you smile like that, makes me wanna take you home
(Take you home, take you home)
Introduce you to my folks
And we can hold hands at the dinner table
Legos!
And I love to watch you back it up and drive it
Hands ten and two, buckled in, my girl survivin'
Five under the speed limit, driving with both feet
Yeah, she be switchin' lanes but never miss a blink
But she also got a dangerous side you'll come to see
Eyes closed, head bobbin' when she's on Molly
You know Molly, your bestie from down the street
Man I love that girl, she also an SWG

[Bridge 2: Golden]
Oh baby, we can shop the day away
With coupons, so much we can save
Carry your bags 'til my back gives out
All I really want is a Sweet Wholesome Gal
[Hook: Golden]
SWG, SWG, SWG
A Sweet Wholesome Gal
SWG, SWG, SWG
A Sweet Wholesome Gal

[Bridge 3: Golden]
Now let me see you skip (skip, skip)
Now let me see you skip like hopscotch
Now let me see you skip (skip for me baby)
Come on baby, show me what you got
Teehee!

[Bridge 4: Golden]
Three long years, well worth the wait
After all this time, today's the day
Have our first kiss when we say our vows
Finally got myself a Sweet Wholesome Gal

[Hook: Golden]
SWG, SWG, SWG
A Sweet Wholesome Gal
SWG, SWG, SWG
A Sweet Wholesome Gal