[Intro] Christopher Judge
Daniela, I'm told you're stuck in Vermont with the boys, don't mistake my silence for lack of grief, it might be time for a third playthrough of God Of War on new game plus, don't let Jack chicken out before beating the Valkyrie Queen, Jack, be better boy

[Verse - I] lil clipZ
And I walk round the Cid
Shoutout Aspris
Collectively over this shit
Like I stand on a stall
I'm making music bout fucking some guys
Now they wanna play with my balls
Can't say I'm surprised
Vagina carriers don't think I'm sexy at all
Watch the Zapruder Film on a Laptop
While your girlfriend gives fellatio
And it's cuz I lovе getting head
And also have an inclination to lеarn historical factoids
I'm kind of an intellectual man-whore
What
Went to Mcdonald's and bought apple slices
Went to Wendy's Apple slices
Burger King's fruit is fuckin ass
And I like eating ass but only if they wash
And they ain't eat in the recent hours
The last thing I wanna get is Pink Eye
And If I'm being honest with you
(what Atraus, is brown and sticky)
If I'm being Frank
COCKSEXGO the reincarnation of Pink Guy
And I think I
Will rethink my
Purchase of a Gigantic red 18-inch dildo cause
Well, there's no good place to hide it
Instructions not provided
I'm eating Greek food on a Saturday night
Then I power slam your bitch like I am John Cena
Φέρνω τον Wocky στην Αθήνα
Φέρνω τον Wocky στην Αθήνα
That the only motherfuckin no autotune lil clipz you ever getting, eat a frank
[Verse - II] The Great Big Ben
Yo
I wanna dye my hair bright green like Billie Eilish
I just tried xanies to keep my head straight (damn that's so edgy)
Damn guys, which k-pop girl should i impregnate (I want that one)
And some random guy on twitter said
"This song fucking sucks, i'd rather listen to Drake instead" (fuck you bitch)
Got pissed off and ripped an old guys head off (UGHHHHHH)
And smacked him so bad he had a heart attack like rick ross
My teacher wanted to fuck me in junior high
Only problem was, my teacher wasn't a guy (wait what the fuck)
This bitch claims to be flexible
So put her leg behind her head and i saw her testicles (ew you have a funny cock)
Gonna grow up to be a country singer
Make a song about doing meth and fucking my sister (thank you for the support bitch)
This girl at KFC asked me for a selfie
So i snapped a photo of my dick (I dunno this is just a funny story, I needed something to add to the song)
I don't want to leave, i am way to high
Sitting on my chair, browsing Reddit, while this bitch sucks me dry
I love you Christopher Judge, you are the best god of war

[lil clipZ]
I got oneitis, I
I got oneitis, I
I got oneitis, I
I got oneitis, I