Pouring up a drink, lightin' up the Christmas tree
She got on her knees, she said she got a gift for me
When she unzipped my jeans, I took a sip like Tis the season
Your freaky Christmas Eve, Christmas bells are jingling
All I smell is Christmas trees
Christmas bells are jingling
(Merry Christmas)

Verse 1:
Just had a cele-bration for the holi-days
With our families and our best friends
Aunt Susan can't handle the Henn
When they got her in the guest bed everyone left
My girl look excited now it's just us
Went in for the kiss she like "Wait not yet."
She wanna give me a present at night
And we can't have sex 'till we exchange gifts
Like a gentleman let her open hers first
She was worried that I splurged, I did
The kids gigglin' when she open her purse (Baby!)
Sorry they were out of the one you chose first
This one's better, she got a set of Viva La Juicy (?) slippers
Used to hint a lot like she want an Instapot
How could I forget about the iPhone 11?
She said "Babe, you're the best!"
Sprayed her perfume in the room and she gave me a kiss
She said shoppin' was hard this year
I was being difficult, never gave her ideas ( You were!)
Have no clue what I think I might get
On the floor sittin' and she asked me to stand
She said you want your gift
She sucked my dick 'till 12 am and I was
Pouring up a drink, lightin' up the Christmas tree
She got on her knees, she said she got a gift for me
When she unzipped my jeans, I took a sip like Tis the season
Your freaky Christmas Eve, Christmas bells are jingling
All I smell is Christmas trees
Christmas bells are jingling
(Merry Christmas)
Verse 2:
After my blowjob I dozed off
4 o' clock on the couch, Home Alone's on
I guess my girl went to bed, let me sleep
Finished brushing my teeth and I went to smoke one
On the back porch not a snowflake in sight
Christmas won't be white this year
Was that a door slam? What did I just hear?
Maybe a deer seen the light and got scared
Walked inside, got surprised who's there
I forgot that my girl's drunk Aunt Susan
Stayed last in the sleigh, she might still be drunk
In a white night gown so sheer
And she said "Hey, handsome
I thought Santa came down the chimney to pay me a visit."
I should try to create a little distance
When I caught a glimpse of the shape of the tits
And wait this is sickening, she my girl's aunt
And I just can't, she way in her sixties
Need to go bed, I could just jerk off, do the right thing
But instead I gave in eventually, made out with her
Then I'm bendin' her over, in every hole
I was tastin' my finger, (?)
Told the bitch "Please don't say shit at dinner when I..."

Pouring up a drink, lightin' up the Christmas tree
She got on her knees, she said she got a gift for me
When she unzipped my jeans, I took a sip like Tis the season
Your freaky Christmas Eve, Christmas bells are jingling
All I smell is Christmas trees
Christmas bells are jingling
(Merry Christmas)