[Verse 1: Goretex]
Britney gets injections in her cheeks
I'm like Woody Harrelson, pounds of trees
Celebrity roast, I'm like Howie on speed
Ashley Judd our caps thick
Christina Aguilera's a hater, it's cool, she only suck black dick
LaVey got Jayne beheaded, Son of Sam loves Zeppelin
Manson ran with the Beach Boys, brought his heaters and medicine
Pete Townshend, internet pedophile and queers
Michael's been bugging, fucking these boys for twenty-two years
Giving 'em wine, so get away with blood and tangle
OJ's still up in clubs looking for blondes to strangle
John Candy poisoned, Andy Gibb was infected
Marilyn weighed a buck seventy, Dahmer's fridge was protected
Bobby turning Whitney out, Janet's titty was flooded
Lil' Kim is a disease, Keanu Reeves got a husband
Walk through walls like David Blaine, I'm balling in Maryland
Like Macy Grey at the Grammys, come out zapped on heroin

[Hook]
Celebrity roast, everybody gets it, everybody knows
You could be the next contestant, keep you on your fucking toes
You're still a slut, bitch, I'll rip you out your fucking clothes
You actors are faggots, when the cameras on you play the role

[Verse 2: Goretex]
Your wife's eager to take DP's like Catherine Zeta
Avril Lavigne loves beads, Missy pisses on beaver
Running a train in Nicole Richie, she's loving the needle
A junkie fuck like Yasmine Bleeth and a cunt that's lethal
Misogynist tapes with a killer grimace like Robert Blake
Mariah slit her wrist, cause half her face got hit with a rake
Angelina Jolie is sucking off her brother and father
I need sluts that's tough with fat asses like Jennifer Garner
Bending her over, come through with the dips and K
I got a smelly cage with the wife of Nick Lachey
Smashing up whips like Billy Joel destroying the documents
Taking acid like Kennedy, black mass with protestants
Melyssa Ford sucking me off, Chris Farley ate enough coke
With hookers on dope to choke a fucking horse
Carmen Electra takes fourteen, no problem
I'm on top, we cruising Hollywood, I got 'em
[Hook 2X]