[Verse 1]
Sharon Mitchell's a bitchard, she sucks pistols
She took the DNA test and failed; now call her 'Magic Mitchell'
You're a faggot like Ron Jeremy in a hammock
Lookin' like Kirk Hammett dressed like Hamlet
You herbs got no skills with the verbals
You're like Richard Gere with gerbils, you're not urban, you're Urkel
Trinity Loren's tits are brutal
Elastic like heavy metal stretch-pants
In '82 with Herschel Savage attached to a bed pan
Snuff flicks on the webcam, Sahara's assholе
Is putrid like the stench of Mordеchai in a bag full of capsules
Pornographic pirates, evil like Stagliano's virus
Fuckin' that cum back, pussy like Byron
Barking on you like Butler, with actual facts
Ginger Lynn is a skank
Claimin' Jeremy raped her to put cream in the bank
The porn-game; I'm destined to make a killin'
'Cause I'm investing millions in AIDS infested Brazilians

[Hook]
Bump this shit, bitch - suck this dick
You're a piece of shit I made from my rib
I'll throw you out the crib
Bump this shit, bitch - lick those balls
That's the reason you were born on this earth, let's get perverse
Bump this shit, bitch - suck this dick
You're a piece of shit I made from my rib
I'll throw you out the crib
Bump this shit, bitch - lick those balls
That's the reason you were born on this earth, let's get perverse
[Verse 2]
Like F.M. Bradley fuckin' Angel Kelly
Lubing up her smelly belly with petroleum jelly
I pissed in Traci Lords' mouth
No matter how many showers you take
You can't wash your past away, too many dicks you devoured
I sit fat behind a desk like Patrick Collins
Collecting checks off sex like Stefano, Euro bitches from Holland
Prague and Hungary, bitches rockin' '83 Dungarees
Swallowin' loogies; she costs less than a can of Bumble Bee
I pack knives sharp like the tits of Bianca
Beyond the floor depths of your cunt is where I conquer
I stay trifle like Sean Michaels sucking rifle bullet nipples
On recycled tits, reading 'Raw Talent': the Porn Bible
Walk into the AVN Awards and ask Sharon Mitchell and
Nina Hartley
How they're coping with menopause
Fuckin' bitches on stage like Rocco does
Hookers swallowin' my dick like popsicles, 'Blowjob Impossible'

[Hook]
Bump this shit, bitch - suck this dick
You're a piece of shit I made from my rib
I'll throw you out the crib
Bump this shit, bitch - lick those balls
That's the reason you were born on this earth, let's get perverse
Bump this shit, bitch - suck this dick
You're a piece of shit I made from my rib
I'll throw you out the crib
Bump this shit, bitch - lick those balls
That's the reason you were born on this earth, let's get perverse!