I've done favors for presidents, trained terrorists, adventurous, lecherous
Banged Saudi Arabian princesses, I'm excellent
Mass deceptions to virgin and murderer specialists
Fun the fuck out sorta like Paul Baloff from Exodus
CIA thinks I'm tryin' to kill them, my bucks is 4 billion
I bring that old school Vio-Lence like Sean Killian
Behold the Skull and Bones take hold of the globe
Mold mayhem into somethin' explosive that you can hold
Sell my service to the highest bidder, corporate design killer
Take planes to Spain above villas to find millions
Super Judas enterprisin' ruthless opportunist
I make a stewardess a pornstar, I'm the coolest
Ex-Al-Qaeda, ex-move used procedure, ex-Messiah's, ex-Julius Caesar's
Ex-Harvard old school teachers with the patience of a Buddhist preacher
Influenced negotiations like a toothless teamster
Our truth is the fruit that grew from the roots of evil
Consumin' the people usin' holy books in cathedrals
National pride in other lies boostin' the ego
To classify my military pursuits is legal