[Intro: Lil Barnacle & P.O.P]
Yo, yo, what's up diggity dogs, finger my asshole
I made this song with a spatula in my wiener hole, dun-didily
You already know my n***a, n***a, n***a, n***a, n***a, n***a, n***a, n***a
Bet!

[Verse 1: Lil Barnacle, P.O.P & Both]
Tick tock, suck my cock
I take a shit and it goes plop-plop (Drip)
Annihilate your pussy like Robo-Cop (Brrt)
Your grandma gives me Top (Gang)
Put holes in you like SpongeBob
Take your hoe to Auschwitz (Okay)
Fuck Hitler, he smells like shit
Your sister looks retarded
That ho is special ed
She gives Lil Barnacle head
She nibbles on my foreskin (Woo)
She looks like Rumpelstiltskin (Ayy)
Your grandma has wrinkly skin (Ah)
I sip Nyquil with no prescription
I eat the pussy with aggression
Yee, yee, yee, you already know my guy
Fuck me in the ass

[Interlude: P.O.P]
Ayy!
[Verse 2: P.O.P]
I might pull up on your mother (Mother)
Make your sister think I love her (I don't)
I love her but I will not touch her (I can't)
Take your brother and he smothered
Young P.O.P in a foreign
Just kidding, I ride on a bike (Drip)
B.N.G. that's for life (Splash)
Smoking on gas out the pipe (I don't really smoke)
Yuh, okay
And me and Barnacle be countin' bands (Okay)
I do not have any friends
10 coupons in my pants (Okay)

[Interlude: Wasabi & XXXTENTACION]
What? That's fucking disgusting bro
Hey, hello sir
My name's Wasabi
I am an aspiring pornstar
I am twenty-three years old and I live on the G.I.L.F. section of Pornhub, oh
I have a- I have daddy issues, ha-ha!
I love Jews, I love white people
I want to stick my finger in your anus
Is that normal?
Eat my ass, eat it, just eat it out
Ha-ha-ha!
No! (Ayy!) No!
[Verse 3: Wasabi]
White culture is the best (Without a doubt)
I fucking love incest (Hello)
I love big boobs (G.I.L.F)
I be trapping on Redtube (M.I.L.F)
White privilege is great (Great)
Y'all fruity like grapes (Grapes)
Last night I got raped (By my uncle)
I love to vape and smoke dank (420)
My memes are fucking dank (Nut)
I can't keep my fidget spinner in my pants
I got some head from a midget
I got raped by a pigeon (Ayy)
I tapped a rabbit in the bootyhole
My dicks shaped like an eggroll
Bitch I love to troll
Me and Barnacle eat that pussy like muffins
I beat my meat so hard it morphed into a chicken nugget

[Outro: Wasabi]
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba!
Uh, dab