[Intro: Lil Barnacle & Lil Limabean]
Like this song if you like vaginas
I like vaginas!
I also like vaginas

[Verse 1: Lil Barnacle]
Watching porn, watching porn
Blowing on my dick like a basset horn
Jizz on your mom like a snowstorm
I’ve been fucking bitches since I was a newborn
Row, row, row
Row, row your boat
Lil Barnacle is the fucking goat
I take a shit and then it floats
My jizz lookin’ like some cream cheese toast

[Verse 2: Lil Limabean]
I like Elmo ‘cause he’s red
I do not like whole wheat bread
I don’t want to go to bed
Bald tires they have no tread
A, B, C, D, E, F, Gilly
H, i, j, k, l, m, n, o puppy
Q, r, s, t, u, vagina
W, x, y and a zebra
[Verse 3: Lil Barnacle]
Condom on my dick
Lookin’ like a tictac
Got some lotion
Rub it on my ballsack
Eat her ass, like a flapjack
In the whip, bumping Nickelback

[Hook: Lil Barnacle]
Yeah, I like porn
I like porn
I like porn
I like porn
I like porn
I like porn
It makes my dick hard
It makes my dick hard
It makes my dick hard

[Verse 4: Greasy Chicken]
Yeah I'm jerking off to some midget porn
Squeeze a midget ass like a bullhorn
In and out of the pussy like I'm reborn
Give her dick one time now she need more
Trust me buddy
Traps aren't gay
Got more bag then a Notre-Dame
Man fuck the fame
One inch dick but I fuck the same
You're full of shit like a bathroom mop
In the bathroom getting bathroom top
Hit that ass like a [?] hits the clock
I said I hit that ass like a [?] hits the clock aye
I only fuck with the real shit
Your grandma gives good top that's a real bitch
Search history should put me on a watchlist
Don't say shit bitch you a real snitch
Jerk off but I came at the wrong part
Fuck your grandma but I put it in the wrong hole
Found love but I guess it was a wrong heart
Found love but I guess it was a wrong soul
Every time I watch Ellen yeah man I cry a little aye
And when I'm lonely at night I get to hold on my pillow
'Cuz my pillow's the only one that comfort me
The fact is that I got no company
But I got an uncle that's humping me
I said I got an uncle that be humping me
[Outro: Greasy Chicken]
Man fuck this shit
Fuck this song
Fuck you
Fuck everyone
If you're listening to this shit you're a fucking loser man
Fuck everyone
Fuck this shit I'm out
Greasy Chicken
I wanna fucking kill myself