[Intro]
SauceDad69

[Chorus: Lil Barnacle]
Fuck Tom Brady, fuck Tom Brady, fuck Tom Brady, fuck Tom Brady
Fuck Tom Brady, fuck Tom Brady, fuck Tom Brady, fuck Tom Brady
Fuck Tom Brady, fuck Tom Brady, fuck Tom Brady, fuck Tom Brady
Fuck Tom Brady, fuck Tom Brady, fuck Tom Brady, fuck Tom Brady

[Verse 1: Lil Barnacle]
Fuck Tom Brady, he smells like shit
Fuck Tom Brady, he a bitch
He kisses his son on the lips
And he got a tiny dick
Tom licks poop off the toilet seat
He kisses his dad then nuts on his feet
His balls are deflated, just like his meat
Kissing his dad makes him skeet

[Bridge: Wasabi Guap]
Ayy, Brady, he a fuckin' bitch
Six rings don't mean shit
We put six dicks in his bitch, man, ayy

[Verse 2: Wasabi Guap]
Yeah, Brady, he a whore
I'ma fuck his bitch and I'ma put her in a porn (Yeah)
She's suckin' on my meat, like a carnivore (Yeah, yeah)
She gave me the brain, call her Dumbledore
Brady old as fuck, like a dinosaur
His dick is small as fuck, like some midget porn (Woah)
I'ma take her heart, zombie tommy boy (Yeah, yeah)
I'ma take her heart, zombie tommy boy , yeah
[Verse 3: iHATEPiT]
Ayy, okay, fuck Tom Brady, he a hoe
I fucked Gisele, then I ghost
I sucked her toes, I do the most
I eat that pussy, like it's toast
You can't satisfy your bitch 'cause you're too busy kissin' kids
You got a booty for a chin, you got your kid to suck your dick
Please stop fuckin' with my Eagles, man, I think your bitch is legal
I still fucked her to The Beatles while I'm smokin' on some diesel
Say my name, just like I'm Weedle, Brady
Only gettin' feeble, Brady
Such a fuckin' weasel
Kick your bitch, no Steven Seagal

[Chorus: iHATEPiT & Wasabi]
Fuck Tom Brady, fuck Tom Brady, fuck Tom Brady (He a whore)
Fuck Tom Brady, actin' shady, kissin' babies (He a bitch)
Fuck Tom Brady, fuck Tom Brady, fuck Tom Brady (Yeah, yeah)
You got six rings, but you look like you shop at Macy's (Shop at Macy's, ooh)

[Outro: iHATEPiT & Wasabi]
Li-li-li-lil whore
Oh, woah