[Intro: Lil LimaBean]
Sir, please step forward
(We gotta check yo' asshole)
Step in line
(I think he's got soap, he's gon' hide that) (GTTC)
And put your belongings in the plastic bin
Yeah

[Verse 1: Lil LimaBean]
Standin' in the line, gotta swab my dime
Got my box cutter, 11 to the 9
I see Mr. Fred, he wants to give me head
Gotta spread my buttcheeks so they can check for bread
Fred tickles my balls, I'm feeling kinda small
I'm thinking I should've just gone to the mall

[Verse 2: Lil Barnacle]
Long Live Osama, I'm gonna fuck your momma
I'm gonna fuck a llama, I ain't with the drama
Skid marks, like Yokohama
Bananas and pajamas
I wanna fuck Michelle Obama
She on her period, comma

[Chorus: Lil Barnacle]
Fuck TSA, it is very gay
I won't let you touch my butthole, no way
Fuck TSA, it is very gay
I won't let you touch my butthole, no way
Fuck TSA, it is very gay
I won't let you touch my butthole, no way
Fuck TSA, it is very gay
I won't let you touch my butthole, no way
[Outro: Lil Barnacle]
It's very gay, no way