[Intro: LilCockPump]
Shouldn't you be playing outside or something?
Yes, hello! I was wondering if you could play that song again?
Hmm, which one man?
The one that goes:
Ayy, ayy

[Chorus: LilCockPump]
Spare coochie? Spare coochie? Spare coochie, ma'am?
I'ma put a hole in you, call me Dirty Dan
I'ma bust in your ass, not in your hands
Me and Krabs gettin' rich, countin' up the bands
I'ma try to bust some cheeks, like Sandy
But not Sandy, I make her take a plan B
She gettin' handsy, she know that I'm the mansy
No Weenie Hut Jr's in this bitch, 'cause I'm manly

[Verse 1: LilCockPump]
Ayy, we chillin' at Salty Splatoon
These numbers, they up, like balloon
I'm thinkin' they all like my tunes
Yeah, this shit goin' well so I might have to move
Ooh, might just cop me some new glasses, ayy
They go so well with my masks
Ooh, I'm so handsome, so pretty
Cock not on top, yeah, oh, you silly
Bitch, I'm number one
Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen
And I'm on the run
Yeah, all of these numbers, this shit is so fun
Yeah, I flipped the game, just like a tech-deck
DolphinBoyz my gang, you gon' respect that
Livin' life like Larry, you can't expect that
But I did, now I'm pushed to cash some big checks
That's a big flex, call her Damn Long Neck
I'm wizard castin' these spells, now that's a big hex
In a big jet, damn, now my wish let
Blowin' it hard like Mrs. Puff in a fish net, ayy
Know I got the plan, just like Plankton
And I'm smokin' big blue, that's what stankin'
What you thinkin'? Bitch, what you thinkin'?
Y'all just ridin' the wave, just like I'm plankin', ayy
She blow my dick, just like a clarinet
I'm the best that people ain't never heard yet
Lil Cock stay on top, like a floatie
People singin' my songs, like karaoke
Best be watchin' your girl, she give me throatie
Nah, don't be callin' me bro, I ain't your brodie
No, I be pullin' up high, yes, I've been smoking
And she do what I say, like hokey pokey
[Bridge: Lil Barnacle]
Spare cooch?
I fuck her in the caboose
She rides on my dick like a Canadian moose
And I fuck her dog 'cause it pissed on my shoes

[Verse 2: Lil Barnacle]
A cock in your ass
I'm fuckin' your Gran' and I'm smokin' that gass
Big cock in your lass
Like an all star 'cause in her mouth, I smash
Fucked a bitch in outer space
I jack off with mayonnaise
Watching Rugrats while I masturbate
I'm gonna nut on Tommy Pickles face
On his face like a can of mace
Fuck, it got all over the place
She play with my balls, no base
Just kidding, I can't even get to first base
Me and CockPump, you know we boutta pop off
Like I'm in an El Paso Walmart
She ripped ass on my dick, now that's a ball fart
Then I made her eat a jizz covered poptart
I have erectile dysfunction, bitch, my dicks soft
When I dive in the pussy, call me Hasselhoff
I'm only watchin' Pornhub when I'm jackin' off
And you know I got the gas, like I'm Adolf