[Intro]
Just 'cause I look nice, you think I ain't for real?
The numbers, what do they mean?

[Verse 1: Lil Barnacle]
Fuck the police, literally
I'm gonna put my dick in the deputy
I put my dick right where she pees
She gets on her knees and sucks my cock in the crown v
Got the sergeant slobbing all over my knob
I fucked the sheriff and then I fucked his mom
The warden gave me a blowjob
My fat dick in his mouth, like a corncob
Like eggnog, bust in his mouth like eggnog
Bullfrog, choking on my balls like a bullfrog
A cog in my dick, in her face like an a cog
Big log, handcuffed while I give her my big log
And I fucked the canine too
Fucked him in the ass and filled him with my goo
Then I ate his poo, while I smoked gas like a jew
Who are you? I don't care unless we're gonna screw

[Verse 2: Uncle Ron]
Fuck the police, cumming straight from my cock
I shot the sheriff with my cum and made the deputy dock
Glued rubber bullets together to make a dildo
They said you can't fuck cops but we will though
Play this song at a protest when you feel like you got nothin' left
Hey riot police, we're gonna fuck your face
And we can only cum if you spray us with mace
Fuck my ass with your gun and a nightstick
You like this? I'm old, I cum, that's not white shit
You dyke bitch, we buttfucking twelve all night bitch
Sheriff started squealing, I can't breathe
How's it feel to be on the other side of things?
I wrap my cock around his neck for twelve minutes flat
And didn't stop fuckin' till his fuckin' brains went splat
Don't defund the police, just fuck the police
Just fuck the fucking law, bitch, literally
Click it or ticket, I'm bout to give you this dicket
Don't drink and drive, get fisted by five
Fingers in your ass like you fuck the people
Here's my dick's church now prepare for the steeple
Fuck the police, figuratively
We were just kidding when we said literally
I can't afford bail and I don't like jail
When I went last time they kept stealing my mail
So fuck the police, stand up for your brothers
Until you get in trouble, then call your mother
[Outro: Uncle Ron]
Uncle Ron here, fuck the police in their ass