[Verse 1]
Just look at the wallpaper
It's stuck there on the wall
It's a pretty sight, oh, it's stuck so tight
You'd think it'd never fall off at all

[Pre-Chorus]
But take some real hot water
And a sponge or a rag and
Soak the wall 'til the paper starts to sag, and
Pretty soon that paper's got to fall

[Chorus]
But if you soak me, I'll make a bet (I'm stuck on you)
That I won't be free, I'll just be wet (I'm stuck on you)
But still, I would be stuck on you

[Verse 2]
Sometimes in the winter
It's better to stay inside
Though it's pretty and white, your car is stuck so tight
'Til the wheels just slip and slide

[Pre-Chorus]
But take some ashes or salt, whichever you desire
And if that don't make it move, put some chains around the tires
And pretty soon you're ready to take your ride (Take your ride)
[Chorus]
But I can't be moved away from you (I'm stuck on you)
And it's been proved no matter what I do (I'm stuck on you)
Still I will be stuck on you

[Pre-Chorus]
Eternal now, this promise to some girls by a guy
But oftentimes another girl catches his eye
And, uh, pretty soon, he's ready to say goodbye (Goodbye)

[Chorus]
But I can't be scraped or stretched, pulled or snatched
No matter what you do, I'll just stay re-attached (I'm stuck on you)
'Cause I'm stuck on you, baby (I'm stuck on you)
Let me tell you that I'm stuck on you (I'm stuck on you)