[Verse 1]
Walking like Jello, hello, I know she knows
Chances I could get with her is zero
Forget me like CeeLo, goodbye, hope you had a good time
Catch me walking home and, baby, off to yours, yeah, we go
Lights off, drop your dress and your car keys
We **** through a couple old movies
Clouds thicker, polish off the liquor
Just another night I can't remember so clear

[Chorus]
Empty bottles on my desk
Left your lipstick on my neck
Me and whiskey make a mess
Last night felt like a VHS
Call me foolish call me reckless
Think I drunk called all my ex’s
Might not ever know the rest
Last night felt like a VHS

[Verse 2]
Woke up feeling mellow, hello, I know she knows
Chances she will call me back is zero
Thought we had a deal, you lied, not the name you go by
But who cares? It's alright, you'll be back tomorrow
Hit play, now you're pulling me closer
We ****, make your dresser fall over
Social sinner, love ain't for beginners
Just another night of fine lines growing thinner

[Chorus]
Empty bottles on my desk
Left your lipstick on my neck
Me and whiskey make a mess
Last night felt like a VHS
Call me foolish call me reckless
Think I drunk called all my ex’s
Might not ever know the rest
Last night felt like a VHS

[Outro]
Like a VHS, last night felt like a VHS
Like a VHS, last night felt like a VHS
Like a VHS, last night felt like a VHS
Like a VHS, last night felt like a VHS