Tim Minchin
The Song of the Masochist

[Verse 1]
Yeah
Did you really think that I would love you again?
Did you think I'd just forgive the things that you've done to me?

[Chorus]
You must think I'm a masochist
I'd just as soon go and slit my wrists
As take you back again
Who do you think I am?
Who do you think I am?
Who do you think I am?
Who do you think I...

[Verse 2]
Did you think I'd just sit around and wait for you to sort out your stuff?
Ring you up fortnightly to reiterate my love for you?
No!

[Chorus]
You must think I'm a masochist
I'd just as soon go and slit my wrists
As take you back again
Who do you think I am?
Who do you think I am?
Who do you think I am?
Who do you think I am?
(Scatting)
[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 3]
Did you really think that I would let you have it all? (Ha ha ha, no)
Spending time alone while making sure you keep a hold on me?
I don't think so!

[Chorus]
You must think I'm a masochist
I'd just as soon go and slit my wrists
As take you back again
Who do you think I am?
Who do you think I am?
Who do you think I am?
Who do you think I am?
Who do you think I am?
Who do you think I am?
Who do you think I am?
Who do you think I am?