[Verse 1]
Yo, Pirate King Luffy in 2006 coogi
And my yellow bitch bougee, how the hell did you seduce me uh
Grade A student, I had honours class booming
You retarded and clueless, yes, all of that stupid uh
Bulletproof movement through the corridor grooving
For protection, for the haters in the arrow of the cupid uh
Fall in love with the wrong bitch and you're doomed
Fall in bad with the wrong bitch it's your tomb
Laying in this bed that I made out of poisons
I had plenty I could pick from, I tell you what the lick was
Twelve hundred thousand for the odour and aroma but they threw a couple grooms and told us we could hold 'em (uh)
What a long day, I can't believe you turned bogus
No comparison to n***as, bruh your arrogance is broken
I'm gon' pull up in a chariot, hunnid spoke coasting
Y'all dumb as fuck boasting but you runner up, homie

[Chorus]
Aye, no shade
We been in the lawn chair counting our pay
We been having lunch with some hookers from the blade
This to show them what it feels like to have a real day

Aye, no shade
Weeping in the lawn chair counting our pay
We been having lunch with some hookers from the blade
It's to show them what it feels like to have a real, day
[Verse 2]
Yo, I don't want to talk if it's not about the FJ cruiser
Danny Brown, me and my guys bruisers
You be tough on computers, after school you should have hung with the tutor
Your OS system needs some rebooting
Hitting gas while my toes hit the gas, you couldn't do what I'm doing
Sad part is none of it is exclusive, all you n***as had to do is get to it
You slipped in a puddle and didn't make it to the real n***a movement
New millennial foolish, this how I look to actually do it
Don't test me you haven't been through this
Someone get the new kid some notes cuz he missed what he was doing
Come to class on time then stupiiid

[Chorus]
Aye, no shade
We been in the lawn chair counting our pay
We been having lunch with some hookers from the blade
This to show them what it feels like to have a real day

Aye, no shade
Weeping in the lawn chair counting our pay
We been having lunch with some hookers from the blade
It's to show them what it feels like to have a real, day

[Outro]
In this strange manifestations of emotions and late night cartoons I started wondering if, maybe this weird ass dude was supposed to be taking me on some scrooge Christmas ass experience or... Or if I've been watching too much television to be on acid but either way the trip just started getting darker. Well-well, nah, nah not that dark... Just-just a little bit brighter? Wait a minute, orange juice only works on mushrooms right?
Shit