People love their cars
People love their dogs
People hate themselves
That's the magic of the marketplace

Uncomfortable in my own skin
Nothing ever goes right
I'm a bad person

Turns code into feelings
I wanna crawl up the ceiling
U-G-L-Y
You ain't got no alibi
You're hideous and boring,
So why don't you just buy something

Bends in our alienation into masturbatory fantasy mentality
The most means nothing
It's magic
Everyone went fetal

Don't give your Tamagotchi more food than it can handle
It will eat itself to death
I pledge allegiance to my lotto dreams
Those safety bears keep your bed wet