[Verse 1]
We got thrown in a riot van
And the coppers kicked him in
And there was no way he could win
Just had to take it on the chin

[Verse 2]
Smoked a bong a last night
And stole somebody's telephone
He thinks it's all alright
But they've left him on his own, on his own

[Chorus]
But baby stop calling
Over and over, yeah
And give me some funny cigarettes
And do what they told you, yeah

[Verse 3]
Pinched a car with one headlight
And lost control, the passengers were screaming
Made him shut his eyes right tight
And think of you, and hope that he was dreaming

[Verse 4]
Then up rolled the riot van
And called the fire brigade
But it was already too late
And there was no arrests to make
Ohhhhh!
[Chorus]
But baby stop calling
Over and over yeah
And give me some funny cigarettes
And do what they told you, yeah