[Verse 1]
007 and Brucey Wayne
Are shitting them sens because there's another name
Coming to claim what is his to claim
Ten percent faster with a sturdier frame
He's certainly come into his own
There's one on his arm in every land that he roams
And two consecutive nights alone
Are a thing of the past as he has recently shown

[Chorus]
They said he looks so handsome, stood not dancing
Drawing you in like it's boring to him
It's a war you can't win and the first and the last
Are two things you'll never be, my darling

[Verse 2]
Another roll around and another push and shove
Further away from the idea of love
And his conclusion, it must be good
Or when the penny has dropped with an incredible thud
Forgot to kick the tin
He knows where she's going, but don't know where she's been
And as opposed to the other thing
He'll worry about it when it's trouble he's in
[Chorus]
They said he looks so handsome, stood not dancing
Drawing you in like it's boring to him
It's a war you can't win and the first and the last
Are two things you'll never be, my darling
(Two things you'll never be, my darling)
Two things you will never be, my darling
(Two things you'll never be, my darling)

[Outro]
Well, he sneered and sniffed and spat at my chat up-lines
Not to feel like a twat at times, it's hard
But not for this kid, not when they come to you