I am Chef Saltbaker, I have been a naughty crook
The recipe was in my book, the recipe was overcooked
I should not have let all of that power go to my head
Now I'll bake for good, now I'll bake my bread

I have learned my lesson, I have learn my lesson well
It's better to bake in Heaven than to cook in Hell
I'm still the best tartbaker, best tartbaker in the land
My baking will bring cheer to my new friends, whom I hold dear