[Verse 1: Ice Cube]
---- the police! Comin' straight from the underground
A young ----- got it bad ‘cause I'm brown
And not the other color, so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority
---- that ----, ‘cause I ain't the one
For a punk mother------ with a badge and a gun
To be beating on, and thrown in jail
We can go toe-to-toe in the middle of a cell
------- with me ‘cause I'm a teenager
With a little bit of gold and a pager
Searchin' my car, lookin' for the product
Thinkin' every ----- is sellin' narcotics
You'd rather see me in the pen
Than me and Lorenzo rollin' in a Benz-o
Beat a policе out of shape
And when I'm finished, bring thе yellow tape
To tape off the scene of the slaughter
Still getting swoll off bread and water
I don't know if they fags or what
Search a ----- down, and grabbing his nuts
And on the other hand, without a gun, they can't get none
But don't let it be a black and a white one
‘Cause they'll slam ya down to the street top
Black police showing out for the white cop
Ice Cube will swarm
On any mother------ in a blue uniform
Just ‘cause I'm from the CPT
Punk police are afraid of me
Huh, a young ----- on the warpath
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath
Of cops, dying in L.A
Yo, Dre, I got something to say
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---- tha police!
---- tha police!
---- tha police!
---- tha police!
[Skit 1: Cop, MC Ren, & Dr. Dre]
Pull your god---- --- over right now!
Aww ----, now, what the ---- you pullin' me over for?
‘Cause I feel like it!
Just sit your --- on the curb and shut the ---- up!
Man, ---- this ----!
A'ight, smart---, I'm taking your black --- to jail!
MC Ren, will you please give your testimony
To the jury about this ------ up incident?
[Verse 2: MC Ren]
---- the police! And Ren said it with authority
Because the ------ on the street is a majority
A gang is with whoever I'm steppin'
And the mother------- weapon is kept in
A stash box, for the so-called law
Wishing Ren was a ------ that they never saw
Lights start flashing behind me
But they're scared of a ------, so they mace me to blind me
But that ---- don't work, I just laugh
Because it gives them a hint not to step in my path
For police, I'm saying, "---- you, punk!"
Reading my rights and ----, it's all junk
Pulling out a silly club, so you stand
With a fake---- badge and a gun in your hand
But take off the gun so you can see what's up
And we'll go at it, punk, and I'ma ---- you up!
Make you think I'ma kick your ---
But drop your gat, and Ren's gonna blast
I'm sneaky as ---- when it comes to crime
But I'ma smoke them now and not next time
Smoke any mother------ that sweats me
Or any ------- that threatens me
I'm a sniper with a hell of a scope
Taking out a cop or two, they can't cope with me
The mother------- villain that's mad
With potential to get bad as ----
So I'ma turn it around
Put in my clip, yo, and this is the sound
(Gunshot sounds)
Yeah, somethin' like that
But it all depends on the size of the gat
Taking out a police would make my day
But a ----- like Ren don't give a ---- to say…
[Hook]
---- tha police!
---- tha police!
---- tha police!
---- tha police!
[Skit 2: Cop, Eazy-E, and Dr. Dre]
(Knocking sounds)
Yeah, man, what you need?
Police, open out!
Aww, ----
We have a warrant for Eazy-E's arrest
Get down and put your hands right where I can see 'em!
(Move, mother------, move now!)
What the ---- did I do, man? What did I do?
Just shut the ---- up
And get your mother------ --- on the floor!
(You heard the man, shut the ---- up!)
But I didn't do ----
Man, just shut the ---- up!
Eazy-E, won't you step up to the stand
And tell the jury how you feel about this bull----?
[Verse 3: Eazy-E & MC Ren]
I'm tired of the mother------- jackin'
Sweating my gang, while I'm chillin' in the shack, and
Shining the light in my face, and for what?
Maybe it's because I kick so much butt
I kick ---, or maybe ‘cause I blast
On a stupid --- ----- when I'm playing with the trigger
Of an Uzi or an AK
‘Cause the police always got somethin' stupid to say
They put out my picture with silence
‘Cause my identity by itself causes violence
The E with the criminal behavior
Yeah, I'm a gangsta, but still I got flavor
Without a gun and a badge, what do you got?
A sucker in a uniform waiting to get shot
By me, or another -----
And with a gat, it don't matter if he's smaller or bigger
(Size don't mean ----, he's from the old school, fool!)
And as you all know, E's here to rule
Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin' in the mirror
And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a
Dumb mother------ with a gun
And if I'm rollin' off the 8, he'll be the one
That I take out, and then get away
While I'm driving off laughing, this is what I'll say
[Hook]
---- tha police!
---- tha police!
---- tha police!
---- tha police!
[Skit 3: Dr. Dre, Cop]
The verdict:
The jury has found you guilty of being a redneck
White bread, chicken---- mother------
Wait, that's a lie! That's a goddamn lie!
Get him out of here!
I want justice!
Get him the ---- out my face!
I want justice!
Out, right now!
---- you, you black mother------s!
[Hook]
---- tha police!
---- tha police!
---- tha police!
---- tha police!