[Intro: The D.O.C. as Reporter]
Yo! Bitch, don't you know I'll beat your mother'...
Oh, oh! you
'Ey, what's happenin' everybody?
It's your mayn n***a behind the mothafuckin' trigga, Willy Johnston!
And I'm in front of the liquor store with all the bitches, thieves and dopeheads
And I got my man Edmond Woodrow Jones
Aaand the Johntson Sisters (no relation)
So then put little something together,.. to tell y'all... what's really goin' on!
Mia put this shit on! [whisperin']

[Bridge: Choir singin']
Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!)
Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!)
Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Du-dum, dum-dum!

[Choir singin']
Doooon't drink that wiiiine
Coke would be better, just - it's easy to fiiiind!
If that won't do, - smoke a joint o-or twoo-ooo!
Don't drink that wii-iii-iine! - Woooaahhh, that wii-ii-iine! [cell door close]

[Outro: Dr. Dre as News Archor]
The shit y'all listenin' to was sponsored by "M.A.D.D
Mothafuckas Against Drunk Drivin'!"
[Music starts playin' Parliament's]: when you talkin motherfuckin hit
Daaaamn, this some good shit, man!
Where you get this shit from? Daaamn! [coughes]
Yeah, now we take it back to an earlier...
The...
The previous program!