[Hook: Eminem & DJ Spuddzz]
Hi, my name is (What?) My name is (Who?)
My name is (Spudmiester)
Hi, my name is (Who?) My name is (Huh?)
My name is (Fake Shady)
Hi, my name is (What?) My name is (Who?)
My name is (Charles Chazley)
Hi, my name is (Who?) My name is (Huh?)
My name is (Random stranger)

[Verse 1]
Hi kids, how does it feel to meet a future rhyme king?
I can out-rhyme any duo, from Mobb Deep, The Jewels to Diafrix
I'm that type of kid who’d steal five cents and hide it
'Cause I imagine that every minute of my life is being live-streamed
I'll spam the fuck out of this beat with shitty rappin'
Then meet your flat-chested bitch and dig a cleavage with a hatchet
I'll break your legs for good luck, no need to wish you well
Myself, I'd like to know how many figures this can sell
I bought my album sixty-nine thousand nine-hundred ninety nine times
So, to go platinum, I need someone to actually buy it, right?
(Ooh, bling!) "It doesn’t matter if the pay rate's high or low" Funny
I want to be so rich that I can buy my own money
I snort Wizz-Fizz and eat cocaine
Always taking things the wrong way, like free John Wayne (Innocent)
I won't slit your throat, most of the sluts I meet die when they see me
The most fucked up person who lived, don't try to compete with me
[Hook: Eminem & DJ Spuddzz]
Hi, my name is (Who?) My name is (Who?)
My name is (Chka-chka-'Stead's finest)
Hi, my name is (What?) My name is (Who?)
My name is (Cialis cuts)
Hi, my name is (Huh?) My name is (What?)
My name is (DJ Spuddzz)
Hi, my name is (Huh?) My name is (Who?)
My name is ([?])

[Verse 2]
I drop a track then straight up people comment on my accent
I'm sorry Jack; I’m ashamed for being Aussie when I'm rappin'
Actually, I'm a French-Mexican pommy who is actin' (Rubbish)
It triggers the Aussie scene to know, they're worried 'bout what could happen
My father was in high school before my mother was born
And yet my mother's older than three of her brothers in law
So I should go ahead and have kids with a hundred-year-old
(Pension) Plus I'd be as numb as her, I don't fuckin' feel cold
I'd put down an expensive rolled blunt and ignore it
Then steal my brother's L-Plate and hold it up on my forehead (Screw you guys)
Since the day I was born, I've been living hard and fucked up
I could even get Nicki Minaj in a jumper (Uh)
I've never had a good idea of what's right or wrong
So I left my rights behind on the wrong side of the bong (Hey, bubbles!)
This guy went up to me and asked me for my autograph
Nah, he didn't really, but that would've been awesome, huh
[Hook: Eminem & DJ Spuddzz]
Hi, my name is (Huh?) My name is (What?)
My name is (Charles Chazley)
Hi, my name is (Huh?) My name is (What?)
My name is (Slim Cranky)
Hi, my name is (Huh?) My name is (What?)
My name is (Charles Chazley)
Hi, my name is (What?) My name is (Huh?)
My name is (The Spud)

[Verse 3]
Stop the tape and block the gate, let's not be late
Dr. Dre, put that cock away and operate (Yeah)
There's a ghost in the house, K21 must have opened the route
My greatest living nightmare, nothing to joke about (Ayy yo)
I'm a blessing in disguise; I hide to scare all the kids
Fake friend of Jess Glyne, I'll be there when you're rich
I've written amazing rhymes and it's not like I even tried
Make myself an outcast, only wear sunnies inside (Don't look!)
This guy told me to wise up but doesn't wisdom come with age?
You're not so wise yourself, were you like six with fuckin' AIDS?
If a picture’s worth a thousand words, I'll release a photo album
I don't need to rap; I could just quit and be a photographer
I masturbate in public but wear a suit to bed
I put a bullet-proof mask on and shoot myself in the chest (Bang!)
If you know someone, tell 'em my name but don't mention that I rap
I'd go so far in this game alone, let's just take it back
To the hook
[Hook: Eminem & DJ Spuddzz]
Hi, my name is (Who?) My name is (What?)
My name is (Charles Chazley)
Hi, my name is (What?) My name is (Huh?)
My name is (DJ Spuddzz)
Hi, my name is (What?) My name is (Who?)
My name is (Slim Cranky)
Hi, my name is (Who?) My name is (Huh?)
My name is (Charlie Chapman)