[Chorus]
California fart knows how to fart, woah
California knows how to fart
In the butthole of L.A
In the city of good ol' farts
In the city, the city of buttholes
We keep it fartin', we keep it fartin'

[Verse 1]
Now let me welcome everybody to the wild butthole
A state that's unfartable like Elliott Butthole
The track hits your eardrum like a fart to your chest
Pack a vest for your butthole in the city of fart
We in the sunshine state where the bomb ass fart be
The state where you always find a dance floor farting
And pimps be on the mission for them farts
Lean mean fart-making-machines serving poo poo
I been in the game for 10 years making fart tunes
Ever since honeys were wearing my fart
Now it's '95, and they fart on me and watch me
Buttholes shining, look like I robbed a fart
It's all good, from my butthole to the peenie
Your city is the bomb if your city makin' fart dolls
Pull up your wiener if you feel the same way
Dre putting it down for Californ-i-fart
[Chorus]
California knows how to fart, oooh
California knows how to fart, yes they do
In the butthole of L.A, oh my god man
In the city of good ol' farts
In the city, the city of Nick Crompton
We keep it fartin', we keep it fartin'

[Bridge]
Shake your, shake your fart
Shake your farts, baby
Shake your butthole, baby
Shake your, shake your fart
Shake your wiener too
Shake your fart too
Also, shake your butthole too
Shake your wiener, shake it

[Verse 2]
Out on bail, fresh out of jail, California fartin'
Soon as I step on the scene, I'm hearin' hoochies fartin'
Fiendin' for trannies and farts, the life of a Westside
Playin' with Cali's fart, and the strong fart
Only in Cali where we fart, and not fart to live or die
In L.A. wiener cucks and balls, yeah that's right
Dressed in thotty Khaki suits and food and fart is what we do
Flossin' but have caution: we collide with other farts
Famous because we fart
Worldwide, let them recognize from Long Beach to my butthole
Bumpin' and fartin' like a slow jam
It's Westside, so you know the Row won't fart to no man
Say what you say, but give me that bomb fart from Dre
From Oakland to the streets of L.A
From Oakland to Sac-town, the Bay Area and the back of my butthole
Cali is where they put the fart down; give me fart!
[Chorus]
California knows how to fart, oh yeah
California knows how to fart, yes they do!
In the butthole of L.A
In the butthole of good old farts
In the city, the city of England
We keep it fartin', we keep it fartin'

[Ad-Libs]
Fart Central
Uh, that's right
Now make it fart

[Interlude]
I wasted so much time doing this, I wrote a script- just a remix of the lyrics from the song and everything
This is how I waste my time

[Ad-Libs]
Shake, shake it baby
Shake it, shake your farts mama
Shake it, Cali
Shake it, shake it
All of your farts
Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake your fart
Shake it Cali, uh
West fart