[Verse 1: Snoop Dogg]
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha
Hee hee hee

[Verse 2: Dr Dre]
Yo Snoop, what's so funny?

[Verse 3: Snoop Dogg]
Ha ha ha
Oh sorry Dre I was just
Laughing because I was
Thinking about last night
I was at a party and I heard these
Dudes saying they thought
Birds was real

[Verse 4: Dr Dre]
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
Yeah I can see why you were laughing
Cause as we all know birds
Are not real
And if you think they are
You're wack
[Verse 5: Snoop Dogg]
I feel the same way
In that I also think birds are not real
And people who think birds are real
Are wack as shit, yo

[Chorus: Snoop Dogg & Dr Dre]
Birds aren't real
They are fake
If you disagree with us
You are wack
If you agree with us
You ain't wack
That's the truth
Them's the facts
Birds are fake
Stop the track