L.A. is a jungle
Who would ever thought the two would meet?

We did!

L.A. is a jungle
Where mixing and scratching only rocks the beat

Dance-A-Lot and Joe Cooley
Who would ever thought the two would meet?

My DJs are so unique
Both of them raised on the L.A. street
Nobody nowhere can hang with the mix
And false DJs they'll terminate
So yo Kev?
What, Toddy Tee?
Do you think on the east coast there could be?
What?
Another DJ that can rock deffer?
Yo T what's wrong, man your head's not together
Why?
Well let me tell you how the story is told
Everyone that they challenged come from a rope
They had your grandma swinging and the gangbangers banging
And the people inside, they were singing
Man that's fresh
No, no that's ice
False MCs you'll pay the price
So party people in the place
We'll give you a dose
'Cause Dance-A-Lot and Joe Cooley's rockin' coast to coast
L.A. is a jungle
Where mixing and scratching only rocks the beat

Dance-A-Lot and Joe Cooley
Who would ever thought the two would meet?

Yo Tee
Word
Hit it!
Now Peter was a pipe-head
Who weighed it by the pound
He challenged Joe Cooley on the baseball mound
Now Peter he was fast, but Joe he was quicker
But Peter lost, then he smoked and his body got thinner
Now [?] was impressive
With beats so fine
His rhythm and his cuts were right on time
He could beat you any day, any time, any hour
Make you go home pissed and go take a cold shower

L.A. is a jungle
Where mixing and scratching only rocks the beat

Dance-A-Lot and Joe Cooley
Who would ever thought the two would meet?
(Good Lord!)

(The Batterram!)

(What's that!)

L.A. is a jungle
Where mixing and scratching only rocks the beat

Dance-A-Lot and Joe Cooley
Who would ever thought the two would meet?

Now that you caught my DJ's act
Can I dog it?
Yeah dog it
Man, I'm doggin' the wax
'Cause I think it's 'bout time you all should know
Who's the king?
You're the king of the mighty west coast
You'll say I'm fresh with a mighty good God
And I'ma tell you straight up I ain't a movie star
But when you come to L.A. you're gonna finally see
That there's not too many people that rocks like me!

L.A. is a jungle
Where mixing and scratching only rocks the beat
Dance-A-Lot and Joe Cooley
Who would ever thought the two would meet?

Well this groove is about to stop
And you all wanna know who's standing on the top
Like a Coke bottle sizzling, bubbling up
Did I do it Casanova?
Yo Tee, you rocked
Well gee thanks for my rapping awards
So give me my Reebok shoes and my Fila sword
And before I go I'm gonna leave this cue
You've been rockin' to the sounds of The Bateram Crew!

L.A. is a jungle
Where mixing and scratching only rocks the beat

Dance-A-Lot and Joe Cooley
Who would ever thought the two would meet?

(In the mix)

(Party!)

L.A. is a jungle
Where mixing and scratching only rocks the beat

Dance-A-Lot and Joe Cooley
Who would ever thought the two would meet?

L.A., it is a jungle
It's a jungle
Who would ever thought the two would meet?

Yo man let's get out of this jungle
Yeah