Dr. Dre
Back From Vacation (Bitches Ain’t Shit Freestyle)
[Intro]
What's vibing and shit
Uh, I'm back from vacation, I'm back from vacation
Let me get my DemiGod on right quick, can I get my DemiGod on?
Shouts out to my n***a Demi too
Umm, names have been omitted to protect the innocent
We just having fun yo, yeah

[Verse]
I, once knew a chick from Manassas
Pretty brown skin with a booty like molasses, thick
Met her through my n***a who was fucking with her cousin
Had this lil shorty blushing pretty soon I'm gone be bussing
But I didn't get it, I admit it I never hit it
Got my fingers wet and then maybe a couple of kisses
That's about it, for some reason I never could hit
I had to quit cause that pussy she would never submit, shit
Then shorty got MIA
Last I heard she was living in MIA
Damn I can't believe I let mami just get away
Sometimes I'm reminiscing about it still 'til this day
But OK, pussy never getting me faded
I'm never jaded, cause most of these women be overrated
When it comes to the game I'm the realest that ever played it
So I smashed another chick to whom shorty related
They were, first cousins thinking once removed
Yeah yo boy keep it close but I'm playing it smooth, for real
My n***a Six he know I'm keeping it real
He know the deal, the chick from the hills of Hurdle Mills
Smashed a snow bunny addicted to popping pills
A brown skin mami who's body that really kills
I got me a milf who sex game will give you chills
And a Occoneechee shorty who got her some major skills
Sucking on the d got me as stiff as a manikin
The type of head will make a gay dude feel like a man again
The force so strong got me feeling like Anakin
I'm talking another language got me speaking in Mandarin
Or Cantonese when she down on her knees
Aiming to please so with ease shorty blow like the breeze, woah
I feel a draft shorty it's getting windy
Couple shots of that 1800 it's getting in me
I'm feeling myself, ain't nothing that you can tell me
Got back from the DR, Shid and my n***a Demi
On the beach with something sweet that's some candied freaks
Call yo boy SpongeBob I'm with some sandy cheeks, oh
Mamacitas really know how to treat us
Todos los días we banging these señoritas
Head like a pro so mami is getting messy
She screaming el jefe please dame tu leche
In her boca it too much for mami tota
Ain't use to the black d so n***as is taking over
I told u girl you couldn't handle this hombre
She can't take the d say my pelo too grande
I'm speaking spanish with Dominican dialect
And got numbers in my phone a n***a ain't even dialed yet
Girls back in the states, wait, don't make the mistake
So If you think that I ain't pimping then my n***a you late, hmm
It's kinda crazy yo I'm getting it in
And I ain't looking for girl I'm only looking for friends, yeah
Maybe with benefits as long as you into it, huh
Never a Benedick but baby I been a dick
I ain't looking for love, only looking to fuck
So when I come up to your spot is you sucking or what?, hmm
I need to know if not then you got to go
I hit my n***a's cousin but keeping it on the low
I had to keep it quiet still married but shorty separated
Something like her legs up in the air when she let me penetrate it
Daughter knocks on the door when I'm up in her room
But telling me don't worry bout it go ahead and resume, fuck it
I ain't stopping baby I get it popping
If it wasn't me doing it, swear this shit a be shocking
Don't let me talk about the girls that work at the job
I've been putting in work yo ya boy is a prob, oh
[Intro]
Laughs
Yeah ladies
I'm sorry yo, I'm just having some fun
You know, I didn't say nobody name
You know we up in the booth, fucking around
I could be lying right now
I'm probably not lying but I'm just saying so
If you find out who I'm talking about
Then I appreciate you taking the time to listen to the track cause you wouldn't of known unless you heard it
Laughs
You know, a n***as back from vacation, from the DR
You what I'm saying Dominican Republic, we loving it baby I'm international now, hmph yeah
Uh, I'm back from vacation, I'm back from vacation
Yeah, uh-huh
Yeah
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