Just got excluded
These teachers be deluded
Making music better than The Beatles Hey Jude did

Call me Bernard Sumner yeah
This love triangle bizarre
My girl mad at me cause I'm fucking with her pa'

Fuck Mariah Carey yeah
That bitch's music sucks
All I want for Christmas is a ton of
Vbucks

Cruising in my Telsa
Crash into your fiesta
Add this to your playlist cause I am just the best, yuh

Listening to joy division
Love tore us apart
My bitch leaving me cause
I did a nasty fart

Chilling with my mates
We up in outer spacе
Watching Gremlins just to
Look at Phoebe Catеs
Indulging in some poetry
Yeah W.B. Yeats
Smoking with my homies
Michael, Franklin, Trevor
Never done my schoolwork or my homework whatsoever

In year 9 I was in M then they moved me down to G
Fuck whoever did that
Gonna flood the school with pee

Sitting in a canoe
Bitch I need the loo
Chilling with Darren Reading
Of mice and men 2

Got the teacher talking to me
I don't care what he says
Because I'm super high
Got me feeling like bez

A gaze blank and pitiless
Yeah the sun is moving slow
This will be detrimental to the ganja that I grow

Loungin' in the crib with my homie Abdul
Whipped out the Atari we be playing Zool
The lady doth protest too much
I be like "let's play 8ball pool"
Call me frank zappa yeah
It hurts when I pee
Slapping these haters fast
Like the bass gets slapped by flea
Charging up my power, gonna slap Boris yeeeeeeeee

Bye little bitches