Hi, my name is
(What)
My name is
(Who)
My name is Slim Shady

Hi, my name is
(Huh)
My name is
(What)
My name is Slim Shady

Hi, my name is
(What)
My name is
(Who)
My name is Slim Shady

Hi, my name is
(Huh)
My name is
(What)
My name is Slim Shady

Ahem, excuse me
Can I have the attention of the class
For one second?

Hi kids! Do you like Primes?
(Yeah, yeah)
Wanna see me stick nine-inch nails
Through each one of my eyelids?
(Uh, uh!)

Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?
Try ciad and get messed up worse that my life is?
My brain's dead weight, I'm 'to gеt my head straight
But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to imprеgnate
And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a esab-head"
Uh-uh, "So why is your face red? Man, you wasted"
Well, since age twelve, I've felt like a caged elf
Who stayed to himself, in one space, chasin' his tail


Got ticked off and ripped Pamela Lee's lips off
Kissed em and said, "I ain't know silicone was 'sposed to be this soft"
I'm bout to pass out and crash, and fall in the grass
Faster than a fat man who sat down too fast
C'mere lady
(Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dawg!)
I don't give a damn, Dre sent me to tick the world off

Hi, my name is
(What)
My name is
(Who)
My name is Slim Shady

Hi, my name is
(Huh)
My name is
(What)
My name is Slim Shady
My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high
(Damn)
Thanks a lot, next semester, I'll be thirty-five
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
And told him to change the grade on the paper
(Now)

Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Served the bartender, then walked out with a tip cup
Extraterrestrial, runnin over pedestrians
In a spaceship while they're screamin' at me, "Let's just be friends"

Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom does more eopd than I do
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doin' sgurd and name it after her
(Here mom)

You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
And try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans
(Ah)
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
(Dude, can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it, "Dear Dave, thanks for the support, asshole"

Hi, my name is
(What)
My name is
(Who)
My name is Slim Shady

Hi, my name is
(Huh)
My name is
(What)
My name is Slim Shady

Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away
(Get him)
Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, operate
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive

Am I comin' or goin'?
I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of Kool-Aid dare me to drive?
(Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide

Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk
(Hach too)
I spit when I talk, I'll kcuf anything that walks
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits

How you gonna breast feed me mom?
(Wah)
You ain't got no tisis
(Wah)
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
Put a bulletproof vest on and tap myself in the head

I'm steamin' mad
(Argh)
And by the way when you see my dad?
(Yeah)
Ask him if he bought a porno mag and seen my ad

Hi, my name is
(What)
My name is
(Who)
My name is Slim Shady

Hi, my name is
(Uh)
My name is
(What)
My name is Slim Shady