[iNTRO]

*lighter flick*
(G'wan b'y..
Yis m'son!)

[hOOK]

It feels so wrong, cos it feels so right
But it's alright, it's best kind with me
I'll do my jig all by myself
I don't need no Newfie to jig with me
But if you just give me a sec, b'y
I can stomp on your neck, and leave ya wrecked
But don't no b'ys wanna jig with us
So I hope you locked your fucking door

[rAMBLE]

There's a sucker born every minute;
Anudder whore getting pregnant
Hunnie horny and neked I torment her with my fetishes
Jumping all in her crevices bungee corded descending
In Gros Morne with the fjords, I lovеs exploring the wetland!

Enjoy thе sex but im done with Shorty onto my next bitch
I'm aborting this mission I'm onto deform the next kid
Pull the sword out the rock like king Arthur fighting the Saxons
If I resort to violence this islands my fucking weapon...
Attacking b'ys with the pen, golden eye 007
I Rob em blind for they necklace then post an ad up on Craigslist
If you had a spine you wouldn't be the half of the guy that will is
You got a bone to pick I'm dying harder than Bruce Willis

I'm numb to porn, my dick is so sore I think that I stretched it
They know Willy's a redskin
Doing they best impression but never making a dent and
I'm pitching a tent bigger whenever I get an erection
You gon need a resurrection...

Suffering Jesus in the flesh
Stepping outta the fucking heavens!
Oh my heavens, oh my god, father why you forsake my devilish behavior? I'm a savior that take
Precedence over everyt'ing!
Solomon couldn't be so solemn, Gollum couldn't get the ring off of me middle finger...

Watch em fall in the lava pit

Awfully hotter than the coffee pot that I been polishing off as I sip and spit these riddles out of my gob as if I burned my fucking esophagus in the middle of swallowing

Will the Fresh Prince, stab a Carlton in his cardigan
Feel my face wince, cos I'm smiling while I'm slaughtering
Kill Bill with a bitch, but the bride ain't waking up again
Cut her with a katana then wipe the blade on my cargopants!
Gut the fronto leaf with it and stuff the marijuana in
Bought it with a Scholarship, name a b'y smarter than
Him, I'se da b'y to win, win, chicken dinner dins
Been on a fucking Binge, when is it gonna- *sigh*
That is a retarded question, beg yo pardon man
Hit him in the soft spot, metapod, hardening
Knocking on your door I knows you locked it but I'm barging in
Walk in my mummers, kick my feet up on the ottoman...

Stomping on the floor until our feet bleed in the carpeting
I already warned ya boy I need not to remind again
"He's out of his mind again! flying off the fucking hinge!"
Whack em with the ugly stick and make their fucking noggin spin!

Tossing bodies in the harbor, harbinger of harboring
Anger and resentment, my penmanship take it out on them
I'se da b'y to sail the ship, they just a fart in the wind
I ain't even start to finish, maybe I'll restart it then

Blood, all over Willy's living room when he's mummering
Blunt, longer than a gorilla finger at Jungle Jim's
Busting out a jig, I'm jiggier than A$AP Rocky when he was getting on with all of that Lord Flacco Jody shit

Drug Neo til he overdosing, I ain't Morpheus
Sub-Zero temperature get over here I'm Scorpion
Before I swap the flow you better hope you brought some floaties in
Don't pee in the swimming pool Kendrick, I'm pouring chlorine in!
Not the one to tango with, Rango in St. John's Depp(th)s
I been in the bando slanging dope to pay my momma rent
Smoke, til I can't smoke, need a tank of oxygen
Pinching out your candle wick, blow up like Osama Bin

Laden with the weight I lay a plated barbell on your chin
8 limb with way I'm ringing da bell in the boxing gym
Take my bandana off and wrap a black belt around my head
Pull up on my yamaha shadowboxing, luh, no hands

So long! Pop the clutch, grab the throttle and rev
Wrote off, aw fuck, I hope insurance covers this...
I'll just say the rubber slipped, fucking raw as it gets, b'y
I'm no underdog I'm over dogs with all this coverage

So above these land lubbers, better learn to fucking swim!
Fuck, I love it when they suffering! Let em suffer then...
~I don't understand what you're tryna say, your words are muffling~
I can hear them gargling in the 'water under the bridge'

Dump him in the Heave Away they see me as the garbage man
Fit so many bodies in the bin, they finna call me Slim
Eminem responding to a critic kamikaze-ing
They never met a b'y as lyrically inclined as William

Yo Shawty said she feeling him, funny I was filling her
Sorry that your feelings hurt, but I made sure she was comforted, and I
Made her cum in seconds with my tongue, not with just what I said, but
She my Top Listener, return the favor is all I did...

Her Spotify is all just him. You not the b'y you thought was 'him'
Columbine, shot a kid inside her cos I got no friends
Always picking on me yet we homies when they wanna live
Call my newfies up and do a number on him, common sense

Go on! Born in 01 and I haven't lost since
You won't go number 1 mumbling all of that nonsense
Got no competition, the only b'y representing my
Province, I show my folk how to run with it, kicking long distance

(I'm taking my ball and going home, bitches

East coast, widdit

709 widdit

Reppin the bys widdit

Having a time widdit

Wha.. wha...)

[hOOK]

It feels so wrong, cos it feels so right
But it's alright, it's best kind with me
I'll do my jig all by myself
I don't need no Newfie to jig with me
But if you just give me a sec, b'y
I can stomp on your neck, and leave ya wrecked
But don't no b'ys wanna jig with us
So I hope you locked your fucking door

(Yeeece b'y, wha..)