[Intro]
Ha, alright

[Verse]
I opened my eyes, and I was under a street sign
I was butt-ass naked, and I was sitting outside
I tried to get up, and realized my hands were tied
I looked down and seen a brick crack between my thighs
I fucked up; I did Fint the night before
I woke up a few weeks ago on the porch
My aunt got drunk and tried to stab me fork
She got mad, I had a long sleeve with jean shorts
I broke free and headed down the sidewalk
Booty butt-cheeks swinging left and right as I talk
I ran out of crack, so I went to the local mall
Got mad I couldn't shop and did a few lines of chalk
I got pissed off at Fortnite and clapped myself
I wеnt upstairs and shoved my dog in a shelf
He wouldn't stop barkin' so I almost pullеd the trigger
He turned into IShowSpeed so I punched the n***a
Ha, I looked to my left and my step-moms tits got bigger
I jumped out the window and my dick-tip was gettin' thicker
I fucked a Vietnamese bitch for a Fun-Sized Snickers
Have you ever―? Mmm-hmm, hmm, hmm
Have you ever stuck your dick in the microwave?
Got good grades and clapped my teacher and got Aids
God came back and found out you got played
By your girlfriend, who was your mom
You went to TwitchCon and got pranked by JiDion
You went to the bathroom because you had to take a shit
You sat down and went to the stall and grabbed your lips
You said "Shh, don't tell anybody, but I'm lowkey thick" Then he leaned in and he grabbed my dick
[Outro]
Yeah...That's it