[Chorus]
I need me a Moaning Myrtle
Stop time, Prince of Persia
Sipping stop sign, baby
I'm steady jumping over hurdles
I need me a Moaning Myrtle
Stop time, Prince of Persia
Sipping stop sign, baby
I'm steady jumping over hurdles
I need me a Moaning Myrtle
Stop time, Prince of Persia
Sipping stop sign, baby
I'm steady jumping over hurdles
I love nature, I love turtles
It's human nature, another truth hurts

[Post-Chorus]
Ayy, stop acting cool, you won't impress me
Ayy, designer on the name when you address me
Tell the girl to bounce like a Betty
Smoking seven sins with the envy
Expensive Breakfast Club, DJ Envy

[Verse]
I'm at the Breakfast Club off a molly
.45 in my back pocket, put me in the hot seat
Why your flaws wishy washy
[?] snow crab but she crabby
That drank on me, open the tab, please
You smoking on mad cheap, I'm smoking on Mad TV, ayy
Radiohead, that boy is such a fucking creep, ayy
[Chorus]
I need me a Moaning Myrtle
Stop time, Prince of Persia
Sipping stop sign, baby
I'm steady jumping over hurdles
I love nature, I love turtles
It's human nature, another truth hurts
The last one where I won't pass a piss test, I know that for sure
It's The General Shannon, I hope you insured
Got the 'script, don't even need the doctor to point where it hurts

[Post-Chorus]
Ayy, step in the coupe, you won't impress me
Ayy, designer on the name when you address me
Tell the girl to bounce like a Betty
Smoking seven sins with the envy
Expensive Breakfast Club, DJ Envy
Ayy, step in the coupe, you won't impress me
Ayy, designer on the name when you address me
Tell the girl to bounce like a Betty
Smoking seven sins with the envy
Expensive Breakfast Club, DJ Envy

[Outro]
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah