[Verse 1]
I am running
Away from this kid who's chasing me with a gun
And as I cross the street to my getaway car
I am met face-to-face with a truck
Goddamn, this should be fun
Waking up in a hospital bed
Or maybe not
Maybe this time I'm really dead

[Refrain]
But I escaped it just in time
And got shot in the back of the head

[Verse 2]
It's kinda funny, even my dad tried to help
But white flags were a lie, his hands were held up high
No way to try and fight back or protect himself
I saw the scene and screamed out
Our eyes were locked as he fell
Luckily he got up and smiled at me
And told the guy, "Go to Hell"

[Refrain]
It's times like this that remind me
He's cooler than I'll ever be
He's cooler than I'll ever be
So much cooler than I'll ever be
[Outro]
It's times like this that remind me
He's cooler than I'll ever be
He's cooler than I'll ever be
So much cooler than I'll ever be