No Thanks

[Verse]

Can I put some bacon in your ass?

No, thanks

How about some Play-Doh in the back?

No, thanks

Lick the pussy like a watermelon?

No, thanks

Place me under house arrest?

No, thanks

Would you like some human contact?

No, thanks

How about having dark skin?

No, thanks

Can I stab you in the nipp'?

No, thanks

Fine, let's play cards?

No, thanks

Hey, man, you want a bagel?

No, thanks

How about a bit of weed?

No, thanks

Want to be in Linkin Park?

No, thanks

Fuck a turkey, get away with it?

Ah, well, you got me there