BEN SHAPIRO!
[Intro: Ben Shapiro]
Would you steal a piece of bread to feed your family?
Would you steal a piece of bread to feed your family, why or why not?
(Play time's over) Well, Daniel, I can really only think of one way to answer this, and it's in musical form, so
[Verse 1: damienfarron]
Bitches ride my dick like a crackhead in a whip (Ouu)
Going up, down, left, right, tryna have my kids (Yah)
Asking "Who the side-chick?," told her, "None of your bus." (Konichiwa)
Now she say she hates men with my weenie on her lips, ouu (Yah)
I just fucked her step-sister (Ouu)
Call me John Snow, I make her pussy white like winter, ouu (Yah)
I got Muslims like Iftar
Told her I vote Labour now she calling me a libtard
Destroying all these teens like I'm Ben Shapiro
I rocked up to college, put my D up in her pee-hole (Libtard)
She sent me a titty, tracked her down 'cause I need more
Like my bitches yellow, hit me up if you a Cheeto (Yuh)
Fortnite, sex time, hairbrush out on skype
Put it in her pussy when I'm killing noobs, alright
Don't you know? I'm the man, love girls, White Knight
Told her put a carrot in her ass or she'll go blind (Errr)
[Verse 2: SEMMY]
Aye, going blind like her name is Stevie Wonder
It's no wonder that I got these bitches 'cause I got the plunder
Bitch, I gun her, bitch, it's one-take 'cause I never gotta ponder
Bitch, you shudder when I'm laying down the pipe just like a plumber
No Luigi, I pull up with the steez, it's too easy
I'm mopping up the water like a squeegee
Let the water all up on my dick, you know I keep it chilly pee-pee
They call me Shane Dawson 'cause I leave a pussy creamy
I'm smoking green, it's medical, you know I keep it chemical
'Cause Drako got the forty mag, I keep you in the reticle
Bitch, I'm evangelical, my bars don't need no clerical
Got full bars, Bible-worthy, I count it up numerical
Bitch, I am no liberal, I'm ghosting, bitch, it's spiritual
The Earth is fucking flat, you gonna miss me with that spherical
I make your bitch hysterical, so both my wrists identical
I got a black bitch 'cause I like my women ethical
[Verse 3: NIKHEDONIA]
Aye, piggy bank-bitch and her stomach go "Ching"
Got more yen than the business of a chink
Hold up, was that racist? I don't got time to think
Don't need no fucking condom when I put it in the stink
I'm on top, no, bitch, don't speak
My new bitch, oh yeah, she squeaks
Pupils dilated like she sniffing up a key
Falling all around and she slipping on my D
Ouu, ouu, now she got me in her throat, yeah
Slobbing on my cock, dripping semen on my coat
Ew, ew, now that's gonna leave a stain
I can't ask her to stop, I don't remember a bitch name
Ouu, ouu, got the bands, brought the cash out
Wait, was that another song? "NO CAP!," yeah, that's out
Like yo' baby mama's ass, out
I ain't got no pussy game, I dick 'til I pass out
Would you steal a piece of bread to feed your family?
Would you steal a piece of bread to feed your family, why or why not?
(Play time's over) Well, Daniel, I can really only think of one way to answer this, and it's in musical form, so
[Verse 1: damienfarron]
Bitches ride my dick like a crackhead in a whip (Ouu)
Going up, down, left, right, tryna have my kids (Yah)
Asking "Who the side-chick?," told her, "None of your bus." (Konichiwa)
Now she say she hates men with my weenie on her lips, ouu (Yah)
I just fucked her step-sister (Ouu)
Call me John Snow, I make her pussy white like winter, ouu (Yah)
I got Muslims like Iftar
Told her I vote Labour now she calling me a libtard
Destroying all these teens like I'm Ben Shapiro
I rocked up to college, put my D up in her pee-hole (Libtard)
She sent me a titty, tracked her down 'cause I need more
Like my bitches yellow, hit me up if you a Cheeto (Yuh)
Fortnite, sex time, hairbrush out on skype
Put it in her pussy when I'm killing noobs, alright
Don't you know? I'm the man, love girls, White Knight
Told her put a carrot in her ass or she'll go blind (Errr)
[Verse 2: SEMMY]
Aye, going blind like her name is Stevie Wonder
It's no wonder that I got these bitches 'cause I got the plunder
Bitch, I gun her, bitch, it's one-take 'cause I never gotta ponder
Bitch, you shudder when I'm laying down the pipe just like a plumber
No Luigi, I pull up with the steez, it's too easy
I'm mopping up the water like a squeegee
Let the water all up on my dick, you know I keep it chilly pee-pee
They call me Shane Dawson 'cause I leave a pussy creamy
I'm smoking green, it's medical, you know I keep it chemical
'Cause Drako got the forty mag, I keep you in the reticle
Bitch, I'm evangelical, my bars don't need no clerical
Got full bars, Bible-worthy, I count it up numerical
Bitch, I am no liberal, I'm ghosting, bitch, it's spiritual
The Earth is fucking flat, you gonna miss me with that spherical
I make your bitch hysterical, so both my wrists identical
I got a black bitch 'cause I like my women ethical
[Verse 3: NIKHEDONIA]
Aye, piggy bank-bitch and her stomach go "Ching"
Got more yen than the business of a chink
Hold up, was that racist? I don't got time to think
Don't need no fucking condom when I put it in the stink
I'm on top, no, bitch, don't speak
My new bitch, oh yeah, she squeaks
Pupils dilated like she sniffing up a key
Falling all around and she slipping on my D
Ouu, ouu, now she got me in her throat, yeah
Slobbing on my cock, dripping semen on my coat
Ew, ew, now that's gonna leave a stain
I can't ask her to stop, I don't remember a bitch name
Ouu, ouu, got the bands, brought the cash out
Wait, was that another song? "NO CAP!," yeah, that's out
Like yo' baby mama's ass, out
I ain't got no pussy game, I dick 'til I pass out