[Intro]
Put your minge away
Oh, put your minge away
You've got a dutty vagina
So put it the fuck away
(Coughing)

[Verse]
Eating your ass feels like licking sandpaper
Your mooch is as dry as the sands of Asia
I don't like the fact your face
Closely resembles a plate, uh
Nasty, I'm eating a pasty
It's not as crusty, as you're pretty musty
Yeah, put your minge away, you've got a dutty box
When a guy went down on you, he died