[Intro: Billy Connolly]
Oi, lost your way to Sunday school pal?
This is McSquizzy's turf
Oi!

[Verse 1: Connor Edwards]
Next level wavy, chips and gravy (Ouu)
Whip out my dick and I put it in your baby (Ah)
Don't chat shit, you're fucking shady (Sus)
My dad hits me, skrrt up in a Mercedes (That's nice)

[Hook: Connor Edwards]
Bong time, sleepy time
Bong, bong, bong
Bong time, sleepy time
Bong, bong, bong
Bong time, sleepy time
Bong, bong, bong
Bong time, sleepy time
Bong, bong, bong

[Verse 2: Connor Edwards]
Hand in the basement, I'm eating bacon (Oink)
I cannot stay put, I like to shame sluts (Ew)
I own a staple, sipping on maple (Shouts to Canada)
Signed to a label 'cause I'm disabled (Oof)
Emotionally stable, your mum; a whale (Ouu)
I'm playing fable, turning the tables (I like the other side)
Using a cable, anal is painful (I use Bing)
Turkey is tasteful, drop us a PayPal, uh
[Hook: Connor Edwards]
Bong time, sleepy time
Bong, bong, bong
Bong time, sleepy time
Bong, bong, bong
Bong time, sleepy time
Bong, bong, bong
Bong time, sleepy time
Bong, bong, bong
Bong time, sleepy time
Bong, bong, bong
Bong time, sleepy time
Bong, bong, bong
Bong time, sleepy time
Bong, bong, bong
Bong time, sleepy time
Bong, bong, bong