[Intro]
Shut (God-damn)
The fuck up
Shut (Yeah, yeah)
The fuck up

[Verse]
Poo-poo, pee-pee, penis and vagina
Women with dicks and weak men with vaginas
So fucking delicate like mommy's fine china
If you have complaints, please, wait your turn and line up
I got a message for these little fags tryna
Be a mama’s boy and a teacher's pet, pimple-faced asswipe
Looking like they just had a gynecologist
Stick five fingers in your ass, no lube
So what you gonna do? if you're number one
Shove it up your ass and make it number two (Oh)
Ladies getting mad in the comments, and I’m hearing it
You think it was a typo with these red lines and periods? (Ooh)
Ha-ha, no comma
Bitches with their self-esteem, get out of the sauna
My shit lies in the sewers, closing the hatch
I only joke about diseases and reference that only you can catch (Ew, oh my God)
And if you think you're fucking grown-up
Keep breathing heavy with your keyboard and fedora
Hands around your dick with the Kung-Fu grip
Stroke it back and forth to My Little Pony clips, bitch
Go outside and ride a bike or something
And get laughed at by kids to remind you that you are nothing
And then, get hit by every car or truck that ever passes
Your life flashes before your eyes!
Oh wait, it's your Google Glasses
Nevermind, faggot
Just pick your ass up and take you to the closest sign, faggot
I'm not done yet, you get up and you go home
Sit at your computer and open up Google Chrome
And then look at tutorials on how to hang yourself at home
And then you can hang yourself
Is that the end of the story?
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, no, son
[Chorus]
Kill yourself
Please, please kill yourself
You should really kill yourselves
Please, please kill yourself
You should really kill yourselves

[Outro]
I got a little bit of that anal cream for your ass-hole