[Part I]

[Intro: Lil Juul]
Ayy, bitch, I'm back on fuckin' BandLab
So, don't fuckin— don't fuckin' critique the mixin'
You piece of shit, okay? This is the only fuckin' way
That you're gonna get any fuckin' new content from me, okay?
Um, if you're listenin' and you're in this, uh
"Meme-rap, I'm not meme-rap community"
Um, I'm just— kill yourself, fuck you, fuck you
I hate you, I fuckin' hate you

[Verse 1: Lil Juul]
How the fuck you people postin' L's and think they W's?
How many cold-shoulders you need to know that I don't fuck with you?
You talkin' tough on stories, but your albums suck, too fuckin' new
You bitch left, your friends left, your streams left, my penis grew
She let me hit for free 'cause I'm her only fan
Cops say I'm a motherfucker, Chris-Chan
God is always with me, 'specially when I fuck a man
Every time I get that negative AIDS test, I hit my dance
Certified boy-lover, I'm on my Micheal Jackson
She talked to me once and I came, that's a chain-reaction
Need someone to suck me while I count my racks, son
I bust on her face and she called it a "Fast one"
How'd I get this money? Well, I actually snitched on YoungBoy
Then I be goin' home and I'm fuckin' on these young boys
Damn, I missed the bus today, women ain't shit
Now, I'm 'a go home and cheat on my bitch
I just fucked a guy, I feel like— insert person here
I just sucked her titties, then his dick 'cause I'm a dairy-queer
That might be the worst bar that I have ever said
And she's rantin' 'bout her dad, but I don't know, she's left on read
Yeah, y'all say you're goin' "Dummy", bitch, you know I'm goin' SPED
All that bitch do is talk, that is why I call her "TED", bitch
[Segue: The Delfonics]
This copy is for Hype Williams
I've been lyin' (Perfect) to myself
Been sayin' that I love somebody else
And all the time, girl—
I've been lyin' to myself
Been sayin' that I love somebody else—
I've been lyin' to myself (Lord, have mercy—)
Been sayin' that I love (Lord, have mercy—) somebody else
And all (Lord, have mercy, I'm 'bout to bust) the time, girl—

[Part II]

[Verse 2: Lil Juul & A.J.]
She says I match her aesthetic, I'm, like, "Okay, bitch, this epic"
She peg me, need anesthetic, 'least my penis stay protected
That's my greatest contraceptive, that strap long, it's expensive
Doc says "Damage, it's extensive", called her "Mommy", it's excessive
Call me "Gay", I get defensive, now my ass is hypertensive
Stitch myself up, I'm a medic, bitch
Feel like I'm Ken, bitch, I'm a dual threat
His girlfriend just called me "Fag", but he just gave me neck
He knows he loves me, but I think that man, he still pretends
So, I shot him like I'm Linus with my fuckin' TEC
That boy talkin' shit, well, we hop out the cut like Freddy
If I was anything like ya, I would've killed myself already
Uh, your bitch, she slurpin' me up like some water
Bitch, I've been gettin' that paper like authors
Bitch, I'm A.J., you know I got the saucer
I'm 'a skrrt out of this bitch in a saucer
Whoa, b-b-bitch on my saucer
I got the diamonds my wrist and I walked in
Yeah, I'm in the house, you live in the cottage
I beat that bitch up like it's my Bop It
My diamonds water, my Rollie be flossin'
F-fuck on your bitch, she eat my dick with the Bop It's
Your bitch on me she wanna eat my V-piss
Wanna top you out, my B, better keep it
You're in her DMs, and we playin' "Seen it"
Eat up the pussy and it tastes like Cheez-Its
Bitch, I don't even know who Lil Keed is
Your bitch, she givin' me brain like a genius
I love sippin' lean, I pour up a liter
Your bitch do what I say, 'cause I'm a leader
I fuck your bitch and then I go delete her
Call me a "Zombie", the way I wanna eat her
Money all lookin' like leaves, I'm a tree-er
I only fuck bitches when they in trios
Chop' been takin' a ton I'm like Diko
Um, your bitch is a freak, oh
Your bitch come over, I fuck that bitch in the motel, bitch
I get the money, I go get it
W-was gonna quit music till mol$ said it
All your fans are on fuckin' Reddit
Trappin' out in mom's basement
Pro'lly watchin' Mom's Basement
They beggin' you for a placement
They love the numbers, it's blatant
Ah, shit, uh-huh, I only like white diamonds, I'm racist
I fuck your bitch while I'm wearin' my screws, bitch
You are a bitch, I don't fuck with them lame bitches
I'm makin' bank, bitch, I'm makin' them bank-riches
All of y'all broke, I ain't speakin' that language
I got so much money, I'm makin' the bank richer, huh
She don't wanna fuck you 'cause your name is "Richard"
My diamonds wet like a fisherman
Run up on me, I fan him, I just kill your man
Bitch, I've been ballin' your bitch call me "Billiards"
Bitch, I've been ballin', I got VVS, I'm all blessed
All of you bitches, you know I'm the best
Run up on me, I'll shoot you in the chest
Diamonds on me, and I pull up, I'm wearin' Prada