Day by Dave
The SIMP Song
[Chorus]
"S" is for seduction, you've been charmed by her corruption, and
"I" is for impressing girls online with your investment, and the
"M" is for the money, that you've lost since this all started, but that
"P" is for the princess, always gave her what she wanted. (Simp.)
"S" is for seduction, you've been charmed by her corruption, and
"I" is for impressing girls online with your investment, and the
"M" is for the money, that you've lost since this all started, but that
"P" is for the princess, always gave her what she wanted till you had an empty wallet. (Simp.)

[Verse 1]
You're a simp, plain and simple
Little simp, getting swindled
Every smile, every giggle, makes you feel less single
Did you catch every stream? Simp!
Keep on donating? Simp!
Hit 'like' on everything? Simp!
White knight defending? Simp!
Hoping for connection with a girl cos your depression has you down
Feeling lonely with no hope of matromony
She's never gonna be your bae, boy. (no.)
Simping's never gonna get you laid, boy. (no.)

[Chorus]
"S" is for seduction, you've been charmed by her corruption, and
"I" is for impressing girls online with your investment, and the
"M" is for the money, that you've lost since this all started, but that
"P" is for the princess, always gave her what she wanted. (Simp.)
"S" is for seduction, you've been charmed by her corruption, and
"I" is for impressing girls online with your investment, and the
"M" is for the money, that you've lost since this all started but that
"P" is for the princess, always gave her what she wanted till you had an empty wallet. (Simp.)
[Verse 2]
Hey, there's no debate, these girls they're slaying
But you ain't getting much and you're still paying
You're never gonna be more than a revenue source
When you move along, there'll be a thousand more
On your mind, when you're alone, (simp) her picture's on your phone (simp)
But now you're overdrawn, (simp) and all your money's gone (simp)
A thousand dollars to read a message for ya (damn)
Another hundred more buying her bathwater
(simp)

[Chorus]
"S" is for seduction, you've been charmed by her corruption, and
"I" is for impressing girls online with your investment, and the
"M" is for the money, that you've lost since this all started, but that
"P" is for the princess, always gave her what she wanted. (Simp.)
"S" is for seduction, you've been charmed by her corruption, and
"I" is for impressing girls online with your investment, and the
"M" is for the money, that you've lost since this all started, but that
"P" is for the princess, always gave her what she wanted till you had an empty wallet. (Simp.)

[Outro]
You're a simp, You're a simp, Plain and simple little simp
You're a simp, You're a simp, Plain and simple little simp
You're a simp, You're a simp, Plain and simple little simp
You're a simp, You're a simp, Plain and simple little simp
You're a simp, You're a simp, Plain and simple little simp
You're a simp, You're a simp, Plain and simple little simp
You're a simp, You're a simp, Plain and simple little simp
You're a simp, You're a simp, Plain and simple little simp