[Verse 1: Wax]
All the fellas go apeshit when I spit the boiling heat
Plus, I put it down for the ladies like a toilet seat
I destroy the beat, the one that E created
Then we do a high five and get inebriated

[Verse 2: Dumbfoundead]
Big Wax and DFD, that's my name abbreviated
These are rated-R bars, all of y'all's are PG-rated
Elevated high like someone sprinkled us with pixie dust
Catch us at a college town, sipping on a Dixie cup

[Verse 3: Wax]
Sick as fuck and unpredictable is how my vocal flow is
Inspired by crazy trains of thought, I got locomotives
I know you noticed that I flow the coldest
When me and DFD team, we easily steamroll opponents

[Verse 4: Dumbfoundead]
The soul of Otis and the heart of John Lennon
Just a couple playboys with a flock of blonde women
The South Korean James Dean, the Cuban Dean Martin
Any human being starting shit is soon to be a target

[Chorus: Wax, Dumbfoundead, Both]
This ain't Batman and Robin
It ain't Dolce and Gabbana
This ain't Biden and Obama
You should go and ask your mama for a clue
Guess who?
This ain't Sherlock and Watson
OJ and Johnnie Cochran
Malone and John Stockton
Holla if you got a problem with the two
Guess who
[Verse 5: Wax]
Uh, my verses all start proper
Turn a hipster rapper to a Walmart shopper
You ain't fresh, you from concentrate
And the thought of quittin' rappin' is one that you need to contemplate

[Verse 6: Dumbfoundead]
We rock the place and leave the ceiling collapsin'
Any party that we throw, you know it's finna be crackin'
All you rappers bitin' styles and identity jackin'
And there's like ten of me's and ten of these Waxes

[Verse 7: Wax]
Yo, I leave enemies mentally trapped in states of fear and self-loathing
Feeling so small, they could probably fit in elf clothing
As for me, I'm a gigantic man
That'll rock it to the death like the Titanic band

[Verse 8: Dumbfoundead]
Wearing bright hammer pants, you couldn't touch this kind of ruckus
We're the type of motherfuckers throwing punches at your function
Chewing up you rappers like some double mint gum
Throwing hundreds at a strip club using government funds

[Chorus: Wax, Dumbfoundead, Both]
And this ain't Batman and Robin
It ain't Dolce and Gabbana
This ain't Biden and Obama
You should go and ask your mama for a clue
Guess who?
This ain't Sherlock and Watson
OJ and Johnnie Cochran
Malone and John Stockton
Holla if you got a problem with the two
Guess who
[Verse 9: Wax]
With wack motherfuckers, I just don't associate
I ain't mad at 'em, I just hope they don't procreate
They gets no love, only hate
Then like a Kobe steak, they get slowly ate

[Verse 10: Dumbfoundead]
Check the trophy case, you can tell we never lose
Our videos get box office numbers, you get several views
Ebenezer Scrooge money, racking up the revenue
All we got is headbangers like them heavy metal dudes

[Verse 11: Wax]
Uh, you need to tell whoever's revving you up, they need to pump the brakes
You couldn't spit my ad-libs in five hundred takes
Don't beat yourself up, we all make dumb mistakes
You just make more than anybody else fucking makes

[Verse 12: Dumbfoundead]
The guys that you love to hate, puffing dank, purple drink
The type to party hard the night before another working day
The dynamic duo, better act like you know
Two motherfuckers ranked numero uno

[Chorus: Wax, Dumbfoundead, Both]
This ain't Batman and Robin
It ain't Dolce and Gabbana
This ain't Biden and Obama
You should go and ask your mama for a clue
Guess who?
This ain't Sherlock and Watson
OJ and Johnnie Cochran
Malone and John Stockton
Holla if you got a problem with the two
Guess who